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Cretin class of ‘79 UST class of ‘83 3.7 Handicap Johnny Tauer’s Freshman Year Roommate 1983 MIAC All Conference Honorable Mention Mich Golden Light Consumer

St Paul, MN
Joined March 2025
Big Mikes easy steps to fix NCAA hockey playoffs 1. Home ice regions at the 1 seed 2. Only cities allowed to host the Frozen Four are St. Paul, Boston, and Tampa/Vegas 3. Bring back Dave Starman
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Good teams win, great teams cover Took the refs to beat us at home 🤣🤣
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Gopher fans see this crowd and say they’d rather play “Alcorn State”
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I brought my grandpa with dementia to the gopher game and he was wondering were the 1997 final four banner was. I had to explain to him what academic fraud was and it’ ruined his day @GopherSports @GopherMBB
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While all of you are out at the bar and partying I’m grinding at the library #midterms
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Sorry @BFW
2027 three-star wing Thomas Vickery has committed to St. Thomas, his agency ProMondo Sports tells @247Sports. Shooter with size who held high major interest throughout the spring and summer. 247sports.com/player/thomas-…
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NEWS: 6-5 Thomas Vickery has committed to St. Thomas, Rivals is told. The 3-star wing is the No. 139 overall player in the 2027 cycle. on3.com/rivals/thomas-vicker…
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Can a gopher fab explain how this is any different than playing a worse summit league team (North Dakota)
Quote: Coach Niko Medved on frequency he envisions #Gophers playing St. Thomas? “It’s got to be Quad 1 or Quad 2 game. … Hope I get some credit for playing it. … Everyone’s greedy. They are like no one ever plays and then we play (and it’s), ‘Why don’t we play it every year?”
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Next Up: The game the Twin Cities has been waiting for... Tommies 🆚 Gophers Friday, Nov. 6 | 7 p.m. Williams Arena | Minneapolis #RollToms | #CompetitiveJoy
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Hayden “The Bachelor” Tibbits owns your poverty program
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Swept the xG battle #trusttheprocess
NCAA Hockey Recap - Oct. 24, 2026 xG vs actual goals
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Won the xG battle we move #manalytics
NCAA Hockey Recap - Oct. 23, 2026 xG vs actual goals
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Played on 36 hours no sleep, with blood clots and was still better than Nine😭
Jalen Hurts was told by doctors not to sleep after his initial diagnosis of a superficial blood clot while in London. Hurts stayed awake for roughly 36 hours before starting against the Jaguars. (per @TomPelissero)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Tom Pelissero, the source cited, later clarified after speaking to Jalen Hurts' agent that Hurts was able to sleep after hospital evaluation and felt rested to play. x.com/TomPelissero/s… cbssports.com/nfl/news/jalen… sportingnews.com/us/nfl/philade…
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Touchdown Merrimack! Early 7-0 lead
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Johnny Tauer only 44 spots too low
My all-time rankings of every current D1 head coach. Weighted by: NCAA titles, Final Fours, NCAA Tourney wins, conference titles, career wins & win %, plus bonuses for mid-major tourney upsets and national titles below D1.
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