Professional Ronaldo tear collector 🐐 | Agenda over feelings 🇪🇸🇦🇷 | Tears are mandatory😂
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Messi’s top 3 lies of all time:
I’m not the greatest player to ever touch a football.
Barça made me who I am. 😂
My legs are tired. (Meanwhile, defenders are still having nightmares.) 💀🐐
Hansi Flick needs to rethink that high line. It’s deadly, and we’ve just seen how terrifying the consequences can be. A player has lost his life after a goalkeeper rushed out to cover for his defender.
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If this was another player,maybe you won't be saying this. "PROFESSIONALISM"🤣
Rüdiger gets away with far too many of these. I’ve seen compilations of his intentional fouls, but nobody pays attention because nobody has died. Football is physical, but there has to be a limit. Dangerous challenges need to be taken more seriously
Rüdiger gets away with far too much. I’ve seen compilations of his reckless tackles, but nobody pays attention because nobody has died. Football is physical, but there has to be a limit. Dangerous challenges need to be taken more seriously
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Los últimos seis partidos contra equipos españoles 💪
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La imagen no refleja los últimos seis partidos contra equipos españoles; omite la victoria del Atlético de Madrid por 2-1 sobre el PSG el 6 de noviembre de 2024.
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[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓-𝐀𝐑𝐓] Epic : Ballon d'Or of All Time 🌕🛶
🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo (2008)
🇦🇷 Lionel Messi (2012)
🇧🇷 Ronaldo (2002)
🏴 Kevin Keegan (1979)
#eFootball2027 | #eFHUB
ALT *Concept-Art.
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Male bodies are high-key disgusting to look at naked
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🚨 UEFA confirm a minute’s silence will be observed before tonight's Champions League games following the tragic passing of CD Tenerife player Jésus de Miguel.
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Just 5 days after release, Mbappé (22%) and Kane (12%) are already among the most-used forwards by eFootball’s Top 100 players on Crossplay.
#eFootball #eFHUB
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Se Owono dovrà pagare secondo la giustizia spagnola, pagherà per omicidio colposo. Lo stabilirà la giustizia iberica, come giusto che sia.
Ma non parlatemi di Owono come mostro o cose simili: dodici anni fa Neuer rischiò una conseguenza simile nei confronti di Higuain. Per fortuna di tutti non successe nulla.
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Why is disrespecting Islam becoming so normal? People deliberately provoke Muslims, mock our religion and insult our beloved Prophet, but the moment Muslims speak up, they suddenly become victims and act innocent.
You cannot keep disrespecting people's faith and expect them to remain silent. If you demand respect for your beliefs, learn to respect ours too. Our faith is not your entertainment.
