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Bill Beumer

@BillBeumer

Let's try to make the best of this

 Huntsville, AL
Joined June 2011
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I have been told to evaluate Taylor Swift songs from 0 to 10. I don’t know if I’ve heard any of them before. Today’s song: Tim McGraw Rating: 5 Would score higher if it was Tug McGraw, or possibly Quickdraw McGraw
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Babylon: 3 Had a hard time paying attention to attention through the whole thing. No clue why she calls it Babylon
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Pink Clouding: 2 This seems like a song being performed by someone who is making fun of Taylor by imitating her
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Cleveland 5.4 I hear that this song has caused a rift among Swifties, which I don’t really understand. She has found someone to love, so they should be happy for her. I am.
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The song is Okay. I’ve always liked Cleveland. Bad-luck sports teams, lake effect snow, rivers on fire. You gotta be tough to live in Cleveland
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AND WE’RE BACK WITH 4 new songs. Is anyone still on X Twitter? Patient Zero 4 Didn’t do anything for me. I kind of liked some of the background instrumentation. I thought it was going to be about COVID or something dealing with exponential growth Nope
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🏆 Your 2026 3rd Alabama Women’s State Match Play Champion, Grace Engel! 🥈 Runner-up: Klare Jamison Congratulations on an incredible week at Musgrove Country Club! 👏⛳ #AGA #WomensMatchPlay
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Image from Alabama Golf Association (@bamagolf)
Image from Alabama Golf Association (@bamagolf)
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Weather updates: it’s foggy
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The Life of a Showgirl: 4 Maybe she should write some more songs about Travis’ penis
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Honey: 5.1 For some reason this song worked for me a little bit
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CANCELLED!: 4 Yet another one with explicit lyrics, not that I really care. I’m sure she knows what she’s doing
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Wood: 3 No comment
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Wi$h Li$t: 4.99 So close to making the cut If she wasn’t a billionaire this song might be listenable
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Actually Romantic: 6 I kind of like the way this song sounds, but the lyrics are stupid
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Ruin the Friendship: 5 I’ve heard plenty of songs that are worse than this one
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Eldest Daughter: 4.1
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Father Figure: 4.6 She just loves being mysterious about whom she is throwing shade at.
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Opalite: 6.8 I listened to this one a couple of times. It was a bit of a struggle to rate. I really went back and forth from 6 to 7 on this. This song is the epitome of a teeny bopper song to me.
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Elizabeth Taylor: 3 Zzzzzz Never was a big fan of Elizabeth Taylor Find someone more compelling to write a song about, like a coal miner or a fireman
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We’re back! Maybe she won’t be as whiney now Today’s song: The Fate of Ophelia 7.1 I really liked it. Maybe even Basia-like. I’ve given up trying to figure out what her lyrics mean Looks like Travis has given her some good pointers on how to make a good song
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