Wadjet.

WHOMST HAS AWOKEN ME FROM MY GRANDMA NAP

don't tell them i said this but i love all ten thousand of my junker children

BIGG WADJET: 1

..........Everyone Dies HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

in my experience, people just die at random all the time. it's not really a big event.

HOW D A RE YO U

have you never heard of Respect Your Elders

that's BIGG WADJET to you

i'm slowly dying of radiation poisoning BUT you can't just exclude me from the living

NNNNNNNNNNNN

GET OUT this is my dust-collecting tl you're RUINING

Welcome to Junkertown, get ready to Fucking Die

Listen. I am the cryptid healer of the Junkyard and when the police are told I am your mother it makes the mysterious image DIFFICULT

policeman: your son has committed a crime me: my... my son? policeman: (shows me junkrat pic) he says you are his mother me: god damnit

Thank you, JEFF.

also i have just reached ONE THOUSAND BIGG TWEETS so that's cool i guess. still dying of radiation poisoning.

Ah. I get it. Your crime sprees would bring unwanted attention to us. I get it.

HOW DID YOU TWO EVEN GET KICKED OUT OF JUNKERTOWN THERE ARE NO LAWS BUT YOU BROKE THEM????

I hate my 11,000 Junkrat sons (She's knitting 11,000 sweaters)

I HAVE NO FRIENDS I AM A LONELY WASTELAND GRANDMA