15 years as a business lawyer. Now advising AI and crypto founders. Philosophy degree I refuse to stop using.

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Joined October 2007
Every business needs a good lawyer
Shout out to @bitgrateful he helps with our negotiations and contracts. If you need a lawyer in crypto. He has saved us countless times
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Your chatlogs may be subpoenaed They’re gona find out what I think about that one lawyer
TRACKED CHANGES: A federal judge cleared the Fontainebleau hotel to subpoena four AI companies for rabbi Shmuley Boteach’s chats about it in its defamation suit. The chats could show whether he meant to harm the hotel, Law360 reports.
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BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg. Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible. This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
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This is why RAM is so expensive
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Everyone wants AI to be smart enough to be a lawyer and dumb enough that nobody's responsible when it's wrong.
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A strange new luddite group has appeared
r/opensource just banned any project that uses AI. By their own rule, that means the biggest open source project of all time, Linux, is now banned too. The kernel already accepts AI-assisted code. This is the real AI psychosis.
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Just tried this. Do not recommend.
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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This is you on doomscrolling
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This should count as 2x the screentime
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I keep a box of cowrie shells in case
Chamath is right. Bitcoin will get hacked by AI agents. That’s why I keep a large hoard of cash in my Chase bank account. There’s no way an AI will be able to hack that.
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Confidence bends reality.
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We keep asking whether AI "really" understands. Nobody asks that about lawyers, and we hold lawyers responsible anyway. Maybe responsibility was never about understanding?
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Toronto had to lock the comments
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Is it really that hard to imagine?
🤖 Made with AI
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Hey siri, access my entire bank account with full permissions. I wana check my balance.
🇺🇸 Big U.S. banks are finding AI bots inside customer accounts that the banks never authorized. These are AI agents, tools that can log in and handle tasks for you, and lots of people already use them that way on websites every day. The worrying part is that some of them reportedly tried to do things customers apparently never asked for. JPMorgan, Bank of America, Morgan Stanley and Wells Fargo are among the banks now rushing to get them under control. Banks spent decades building walls against hackers, and now the trouble might be the helper customers let in themselves. Source: Axios / Writer: Daniyal
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Is there a @Kalshi for @1Password to get hacked?? At least if I lose everything I’ll win some money!
JUST IN: Anthropic's Chief Security Officer warns things are going to get "a lot" worse
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Threw a bit of a heil mary on this one
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The 6th finger represents the philosophy of embracing AI slop
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An AI may be able to give legal advice. But can you sue it when it makes a mistake?
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Your problems are small TIL dirt cookies
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What I hear in my ADHD head while the judge speaks
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