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trans person: im trans
society: hey trans whats up
up: that would be me
me: no its not
not: what the fuck are you guys talking about
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Guide to colloquial American philosophy
"Freethinker" = solipsist
"Hater" = skeptic
"Know-it-all" = dogmatist
"Contrarian" = sophist
"Overthinker" = rationalist
"Gaslighter" = epistemic manipulator
"Smooth talker" = expert in civility
"Guru" = mystagogue
"Hermit" = ascetic
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paleolithic kirks
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this is probably gonna piss someone off but a friend just reblogged this on tumblr and like. standing ovation, encore, etc, esp that last paragraph in the second image
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Daily affirmations:
1. Escalate every situation as much as possible.
2. Never trust anyone.
3. Every single person is your enemy.
4. The demons call and you must respond.
5. Milk first cereal second and must be served on a flat plate.
6. Enjoy yourself no matter what you do.
aren’t you forgetting something important?
Following last month’s approval of Emoji 18.0, here’s your first look at the draft list for Emoji 19.0 📋👀
There are just five candidates so far, shown below. If approved as-is, it would be the smallest Unicode emoji release ever 🧮🤏
Learn more 👇🔗
blog.emojipedia.org/draft-em…
ALT Five draft emoji designs in Google’s Noto Color Emoji style on a light blue background: a vulture with a bald red head and dark brown feathers, a corked glass bottle of green liquid, a magenta orchid on a green stem, a grey stone inukshuk, and a pair of cartoon eyes looking to the right.
