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Y’know u could just actually play a Souls game
When Genie makes an entire world for you, and then you immediately and accidentally walk off the side of the bridge into the abyss. I did not expect Genie to go ahead and respawn me somewhere new.
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Look man I love these games but people are smoking crack if they try to pass off Oceiros’s frame 1 insta charge as not godawful boss design lol (And I say this as someone who thinks Oceiros is a cool, interesting fight otherwise, that charge is just no good)
Shout out ZERO telegraph insta damage charge attack.
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The literal only even remotely consistent way to avoid that attack is to always expect him to launch into it whenever he’s in an even remotely idle animation and to be completely honest I don’t think that makes for an even remotely fun fight
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Not to mention the fact that for that strat to work you would have to maintain a consistent amount of distance from him which is almost untenable as a melee character (Which from my experience is the large majority of Souls players)
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Always love doing these lil theoretical exercises so sure
the 2006 thing made me want to do a quick Sight & Sound poll
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Kanye has dropped like 2 dozen tracks worse than this since 2020
This shit has got to be the worst thing that has ever happened to human society 😭
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This person would be atomized by *one* scene from a Marguerite Duras film
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Virgin show don’t tell vs Chad literary cinematic synthesis
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Would’ve said Roemer’s Vengeance is Mine but Roemer has experienced a p significant uplift in exposure recently so now prob Morrissey’s Spike of Bensonhurst or one of the many masterful Brakhage films only available to view on physical print
What's the most underrated American movie from the 1980s?
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Some good 30s films, one pick per director
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Criterion announcements this month are mostly expectedly lame asf but the Lubitsch reissue is cool at least
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Might become the Purple Noon guy but for a Blu-ray reissue of the Rossellini history films
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Obv seen the Kurosawa shout outs and he’s incredible in those but extra shout out to his work in Naruse’s When A Woman Ascends the Stairs and Daughters, Wives and a Mother, two excellent films that he’s expectedly excellent in
Tatsuya Nakadai, one of Japan’s most celebrated actors who led Masaki Kobayashi's "Harakiri" and starred in Akira Kurosawa's “Ran,” "Yojimbo" and “High and Low,” has died. He was 92. Read more: variety.com/2025/film/obitua…
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Fav movies of the 70s, roughly ordered and 1 per director
favorite movies of the 1970s :)
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Or u could just play the (already remastered and very easily accessible) original game instead but that’s just me idk
Halo: Campaign Evolved announced, coming 2026 for Xbox Series/PC/Steam/PS5 in 2026 xbox.com/en-US/games/store/h…
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Björk’s Tulpa retweeted
A Patricia Saramago montou a grande maioria dos filmes da Rita Azevedo Gomes e No Quarto de Vanda e Onde Jaz seu Sorriso. Era minha mutual no Facebook, sempre uma pessoa muito interessante de se ler. Muito jovem. c7nema.net/producoes/item/13…
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Some good long asf movies
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Me + 10 movies to get to know me cuz why not (Also don’t mind the fact that the photo I chose makes me look like I haven’t slept for a day plus, that’s just how I normally look)
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