juliebob

this tastes so good i can’t wait to go home and beat my man

they wearing my exes clothing brand at the function and i can’t even be mad cuz it matches their fits

my baby getting so big ):

im not mature enough to eat the first slice of bread in the loaf im sorry

=^.^=

this girl posted a nyan cat costume that went viral and she linked the wig i always wear and now it’s sold out and they took it off the amazon storefront my day is ruined and it’s all her fault

“i want to sleep with julie” what sleeping with Julie is actually like:

I just ordered a bunch of bullshit because i was hungry and now im full and embarrassed

i cannot believe that bullshit on my main acc got 5k likes

my uber driver asked me for my PIN number so i gave him my phone number first then my bank pin info before i realized he was asking for the in App pin

it’s my birthday :D

everybody decided to dress as patrick bateman on halloween

oomf has textnow rewards ive seen it all

you actually won’t believe how old i am getting excited over this

can’t even laugh cz ppl r gonna see that and think i use telegram AND think im being a freak on there