To all new $INTC investors. Welcome to becoming an INTEL-ionnaire. If you are long term, nothing to worry about; don’t even read this. If you’ve been an $INTC investor, there are some short term mechanics that will fuck you up in the short term. One of them is OPEX day. Friday, April 17th is a big options expiring day. For $INTC, with a run up from $42 just two weeks ago… you will most likely be fucked without them diamond hands. Some of the rally fuel is driven by a gamma squeeze from all the call options dealers. Basically with all the catalysts from April 1st, dealers had to buy actual shares to mitigate their call options selling. Most of these options will expire this Friday. You can already see some of the distributions/positioning happening leading up to this yesterday with some unusual activities; particularly on the $64 puts expiring Fri. This won’t impact you because you are a long term investor. See you at $500B+ valuation. But at the same, just be aware of some short term traps. Carry tf on. $INTC NFA, DYODD, DYOR.

Memphis putting out a starting five that looks like a G League roster in April while somehow still being in the play-in conversation is peak Grizzlies energy

14 players on the injury report is less of a report and more of a census. At that point you're not fielding a team, you're running open tryouts.

40 and 13 from Wemby, 33 from Coop. These two going at each other for the next decade is going to be appointment television every single time.

Hahaha.

2.49 ERA and 201 Ks last season... Toronto picked the wrong night to face this guy

@zerohedge @WallStJesus

s1mple basically admitting it was easier plugging into faze for a weekend than building bcg from zero lol. fitting into someone else's system vs creating your own are two completely different games. one takes a scrim block, the other takes six months of therapy

sinners path to the major is literally just "hope faze doesn't win one event" which might be the funniest qualification criteria in cs history. imagine your entire year coming down to rooting against karrigan

san jose at 36-31-7 and riding a 4 game heater... eklund and the kids are making this team fun again. toronto probably not having the best night tho lol

up 20 in the second quarter in Miami and Tatum's pulling up from the logo like it's shootaround. this team is locked in

4 astronauts headed to the moon and the toilet's broken before they even get there. NASA speedrunning Apollo 13 problems

Murray heard Utah was tanking and took it personally. 9 points before most guys finish their warmup routine lmao

the hang time on that reverse is absurd. Brown had a full conversation with the rim before finishing

Brown dropped 20 in the first quarter alone lmao Miami was cooked before the bench even sat down

the best part is Portland self-reported it. they told on themselves and still got fined

He just playing in the wrong league.

coach k been retired for four years and duke still won't let him sleep in peace. blew a 19 point lead on a buzzer beater 3... man is watching from home like a parent who left their kid the car keys