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We LOVED getting these on deployment. Kids would draw the wildest stuff and teachers clearly weren't reviewing them. They would draw Army men shooting people and blood coming out and then it would say "I hope you don't die." Everyone looked forward to getting them.
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Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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Ballots will be mailed out next week in the election for the president of the Teamster's Union. With incumbent Ron Carey squaring off against Jimmy Hoffa Junior.
Hoffa is eager to follow in his father's footsteps... except for that last footstep, where he disappeared forever.
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Possibly the funniest Norm Macdonald radio bit of all time:
Norm Macdonald and Dennis Miller discuss U.S. Senator Larry Craig getting arrested in the Minneapolis Airport in a police sting for “sexual activity” in the men’s room (2007)
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John Carpenter sounds like what I would call Jesus if I couldn’t remember his name
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Mike Stoklasa arriving at the George Lucas Museum of Narrative Art
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accidentally made eye contact with a homeless guy so i said “hey how’s it going” and he said “not too good nigga”
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what an awful thing to surprise someone with
WWE's John Cena surprises Make-A-Wish 7-year-old with cancer trib.al/SxX9dAm










































