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Jared M. retweeted
Coolest thing Walter Koenig did was fail to tell anyone Chekhov wasn't in Space Seed during the production of Wrath of Khan.
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We LOVED getting these on deployment. Kids would draw the wildest stuff and teachers clearly weren't reviewing them. They would draw Army men shooting people and blood coming out and then it would say "I hope you don't die." Everyone looked forward to getting them.
There is nothing more earnest or unhinged than kids’ letters to the troops
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Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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Jared M. retweeted
Japan has Karate 🇯🇵👊 China has Kung Fu 🇨🇳👊 Korea has Taekwondo 🇰🇷👊 What about America? 🇺🇸😎
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Absolutely incredible photo from Kyle MacLachlan’s memoir
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Ballots will be mailed out next week in the election for the president of the Teamster's Union. With incumbent Ron Carey squaring off against Jimmy Hoffa Junior. Hoffa is eager to follow in his father's footsteps... except for that last footstep, where he disappeared forever.
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Eagles treating Jalen Hurts for blood clots. Is Hurts DONE in Philly? 😪
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It's October 21st!
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Possibly the funniest Norm Macdonald radio bit of all time: Norm Macdonald and Dennis Miller discuss U.S. Senator Larry Craig getting arrested in the Minneapolis Airport in a police sting for “sexual activity” in the men’s room (2007)
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“I admire him greatly”
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Jared M. retweeted
Why does the first guy look like he just murdered someone?
해외에 실제로 있다는 계단 처음엔 좀 힘들어도 요령만 알면 오르기 되게 쉽다고 ㄷㄷ
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Jared M. retweeted
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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John Carpenter sounds like what I would call Jesus if I couldn’t remember his name
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Jared M. retweeted
I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in
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Mike Stoklasa arriving at the George Lucas Museum of Narrative Art
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Jared M. retweeted
accidentally made eye contact with a homeless guy so i said “hey how’s it going” and he said “not too good nigga”
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what an awful thing to surprise someone with
WWE's John Cena surprises Make-A-Wish 7-year-old with cancer trib.al/SxX9dAm
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