The Doctor

With an attitude like that, we're not stopping off for ice cream after you're not allowed in the TARDIS.

Dirk, you're far too behind the times. Everybody uses Vine now!

The Tweed one was definitely older than me, so he's probably retired now on some desolate waste. I'm almost jealous... Well, almost.

Didn't there used to be more of us?

Back once again, it's the renegade Doctor.

Come on now, surely someone must be out there? I've not accidentally ended up on the Mute Planet again, have I?

Where on Earth is everyone... On Earth. Hm. Maybe I should have asked a better question...

Have I come whilst everyone is sleeping again? I always do that. Makes for a lot of awkward wake ups for some people.

Hello, hello! Anybody out there? Thought I'd pop in for a minute.

Not a single hello! Charming, that... Pop in for a cup of tea and nobody gives you the time of day.

Hello! Just popping in for a cup of tea. Love a cup of tea... Best place to get it is Earth... They don't get it right anywhere else...

Don't mind me, just passing through! There's a park with dinosaurs that's having some trouble that I've got to help with. It's brilliant!

Is it just me or is there a funny smell in here?

I think the thing I liked most about regenerating was wiggling my brand new fingers...

Looked at scarves, they don't go with the coat... Or ties...

I'm thinking about wearing scarves again... Something less colourful though.

Anyone know where I can find good crackers? Got a rather irate Santa Claus threatening the Fruum Galaxy...