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2019: avoid negative people
2020: avoid positive people
2021: avoid people
2022: a void
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Having a pet is so therapeutic cause you’ll be in a bad mood & you’ll look over & they’re just sitting there being all cute & it’s like you know what, you’re right
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A Supreme Court where 5 of 6 conservative justices were appointed by GOP presidents who initially lost popular vote & confirmed by senators representing minority of Americans are taking away voting rights & reproductive rights from millions of Americans. This is not democracy
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I want to have a party where everyone brings their favorite Trader Joe’s product and a joint
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Blue Lives Matter - except Jan. 6th
Tough on terrorists- except white nationalists
My body, my choice! - for masks & vaccines only
Cancel culture’s bad - except when I do it
Deport undocumented - except my nanny
No big govt - except banning private business requiring proof of vax
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dog: *in tears* i was barking but-
judge: take ur time
dog: he still went to work
jury: *audible gasp*
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Domestic partnerships: mostly interrupting your partner to force them to look at your shared pet. You do this as if it were an emergency. You do this with a raised voice and an unpleasant intensity. Pet looks the same as yesterday and five minutes ago. That doesn’t matter. Look.
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Tonight’s sunset gave a nice little glow to this lovely stretch of #SantaCruz coastline...
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