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carlos πŸ₯€

@BlueIvysaur

I’m Carlos and Mariah Carey hatched me from an egg. πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡»πŸ³β€πŸŒˆβ™ he/him/his Snap: dumbthotticus PSN: dirtylildamsel SW: 6307-8398-6981

 New York, USA
instagram.com/dirtylittledamsel
Joined July 2009
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I MET KYLIE FUCKING MINOGUE 😩😭πŸ₯Ήβ€οΈ
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Cat Man@PaulNu5Oct 29
Diosito me la bendiga πŸ™
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Ψ˜πŸ’‰@bornmoeOct 26
when all 3 of my friends laugh at my joke
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Herses Dion (@Herses63) profile pictureHerses Dion@Herses63Oct 23
Ok to the 15 dragula fans on here, what's your favorite obscure moment
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Idk if I was Karthik I would’ve suffocated everyone in that room
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What random blood oath did I make that I keep finding little cuts on my hands every day 😭
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when you're mommy's handsome little guy no matter how bad the school pictures come out
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u can't see but I'm underneath Captain Karthik's desk slobbering on it crazy style
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Jawn
@4xJawnOct 16
This tweet aged REALLY WELL…
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Todrick Hall needs to relax
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carlos πŸ₯€@BlueIvysaur25 Jul 2020
Todrick Hall needs to relax – at Yonkers, NY
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Edging cocks
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Drunk texted dl trade the other night and he replied saying I thought of him while I was drunk and horny like boy please I texted hella guys that night
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Printing stuff at staples is a saw trap bc why am I getting charged per minute and im racing against the clock to sign into shit and find what I need to print in under 3 min
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stop calling marijuana a drug. drugs come from laboratories, marijuana came from mother nature’s bountiful vagina
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carlos πŸ₯€@BlueIvysaurOct 9
Who else tryna πŸ‘» me
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carlos πŸ₯€@BlueIvysaurOct 12
Quit acting like a puppy, fuck!
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Grace
@gracecamille_Oct 12
I am calling upon Mayor Mamdani to look into the violent attack against beloved NYC resident Kelly Clarkson.
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how i look asking to hit someones cart
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Quit acting like a puppy, fuck!
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TS Mary Todd@ItWasATeaOct 11
I have a plug sis @kellyclarkson
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they’re calling it the gayest sentence ever
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@PopBaseOct 11
Kim Petras & Kesha exchanging a hug last night at MISTR’s PrEP Day party.
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