'There's fuckery afoot'. Well known Shakespearean quote.😇
Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined March 2010
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Voting for the ANC and their puppet parties for services is like going into Checkers with 100% empty shelves and they charge you to walk around the store and breathe the air..
Mrs B Awesome retweeted
Can’t stand this phrase. The implication on some level being residents are pouring water down the drain. No, “normal consumption”. The phrase you are looking for is “Poor Rand Water infrastructure, weak long term planning and incompetence”. Please, be honest.
🚨High Consumption
#RWWaterConservation #RWWaterWise #RWReduceConsumption #RWWaterSustainability #RWThinkBeforeYouOpen
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Good grief but JHB stinks tonight..woke up thinking the cat had pissed all over the house..then realised it's in the air from outside..🤮
Mrs B Awesome retweeted
Fascinating.
Cupcake and entourage visited Brazil in March to strengthen bilateral ties, economic + trade cooperation, not sure what Gayton contributed but I digress.
Maybe that's why ANC is pushing for the Vaal Aerotropolis.
I'm always amazed at the crowds on an arbitrary Tuesday in CT watching 👀 cricket..does no one work in that town? 😳 😇🤣
Mrs B Awesome retweeted
Moya has asked that people stop sharing this video of water pumping out of the Garsfontein reservoirs after a pipe burst last week. Here's the problem. After this video, these reservoirs were at 9%.
Here's the other problem, only 2 of the 3 storage tanks are in operation.
Mrs B Awesome retweeted
Street lights from OR Tambo to Johannesburg have been out for months. One of Southern Africa’s busiest airports, used by thousands of tourists — and a deadly route at night. One spiking incident and it's all over. If you voted ANC you killed Joburg.
🤖 Made with AI
Mrs B Awesome retweeted
This is your daily reminder that the no water in Melville on this Monday morning is proudly brought to you by @DadaMorero. Another 5 years with the ANC in charge would mean another five years of this mess. They are incapable of fixing Johannesburg. Remember, no water when u vote
Mrs B Awesome retweeted
DA ward candidate Yola Minnaar survived two petrol-bomb attacks on her home and a safehouse within 30 minutes of each other on Sunday night. Helen Zille called the incidents “intimidation of the worst kind”. The bombs narrowly missed rooms where children were sleeping, but Minnaar says she won’t be scared off the ballot.
news24.com/southafrica/news/…
Mrs B Awesome retweeted
Our water is brown, you can't drink it. City is dirty with rubbish everywhere . No service delivery. But then these people decided to spend money on a website.
Mrs B Awesome retweeted
📺 Sunday, 1 November on DStv channel 157 at 6pm.
#BelieveInJoburg #Zille4Mayor
Omg, Listening to the Dada interview on @Radio702..first he had a slip of the tongue about the first 100 years then full of lies and excuses like a toddler pretending they haven't taken sweeties from the sweetie jar with its mouth full of chocolate and jelly babies.
Mrs B Awesome retweeted
[WATCH] Bronkhorstspruit crisis | Tshwane Mayor Nasiphi Moya says metro police will start escorting private water tankers to see where they source their supply. #Newzroom405
Mrs B Awesome retweeted
While we are taking these illegal guns off the streets, it seems our opposition keeps showing them off. 🚨
The DA will fight for law and order and beating crime in Cape Town, removing these weapons from our streets, and making communities safer for all! 🔵🇿🇦
Mrs B Awesome retweeted
Batshit Bonkers Britain: dwarves? HMRC, NYE and Allison Hammond - thoughts & prayers
Let’s go mofos
Mrs B Awesome retweeted
It looks like Brazil is finding out:
You can vote your way into communism, but you can't vote your way out.
