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BlueRidge8

@BlueRidge8

Trying to pull-off the parent/adult thing, but I really just want to go make a fort in the woods and play.

Joined November 2008
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How it started -> How it’s going #rbgthebc
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Ruthie heard from @dog_rates that @budweiserusa was looking for a pupper face for a new can. #PupweiserContest
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This is my actual current hellish work project
Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc (@JasonKPargin) profile pictureJason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc@JasonKPargin8 Apr 2021
Buddy, you'd better back the fuck off or else I'm going to send you a required form that only exists as a non-editable PDF with a tiny font and blanks that you have to print out, fill in by hand, and then physically mail to me.
Sorry, mom. Can’t go into the Vet’s Office. All puppered out. #rbgthebc
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Thought we were getting a border collie, but pretty sure this is a baby panda bear #rbgthebc
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Got my hair cut for the first time in a year with some “face framing layers” looked in the mirror and this is all I see
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My Great Aunt Helen passed away of COVID last night after a rapid deterioration. Please wear a mask.
sucks that the machine I use to write also has a function where you can shop for a new duvet cover for 3 hours
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Les Mills @bodyattack is 60 minutes of The Freddie except you burn 400 calories and want to die
Kudos to @Wendys for having non-crappy kid meal toys
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I can't cancel my @Apple iCloud storage account because I no longer have an iPhone to cancel it on. This is actually why I no longer have an iPhone.
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How about #tolerateyourpet day
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My face this morning when I realized @JohnDiesattheEn was the guest on @DailyZeitgeist
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Phil Collins thinks the STOP THAT spray bottle should not be permitted on #InternationalCatDay
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Kid is currently obsessed with The Greatest Showman. I admit the songs are catchy, but why is no one pointing out that it's the same plot as Big Top Pee Wee?
My new favorite thing xitter.gq/TheMilanTooner/status/…
The MilanTooner (@TheMilanTooner) profile pictureThe MilanTooner@TheMilanTooner16 May 2018
you haven't experienced life until you've seen Muppet outtakes
My first @EffinBirds win @mariskreizman
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My co-workers wife has a current platelet count of zero and no available matches. If you are local and have a spare 3 hours, join me for a relaxing afternoon of donating.
I can say with confidence that my office building is the most thoroughly and frequently vacuumed on this campus, as my newly discovered misophonia can attest.
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