Yo momma’s so stupid, she stared at a carton of orange juice for hours because it said “concentrate.”
Bring back " yo momma jokes"
It might be NO NUT November but it's also Lung Cancer Awareness month.
If we were friends I'd encourage you to quit.
I don't want to lose anyone else to a preventable disease.
R.I.P Dad 🤍🤍
I got my hands up
I need an alibi
Find me a witness who can testify
You made a mistake...
I'm only guilty of a damn good time
No, it ain't my fault 🎶🎶
Good afternoon!! ☀️
75 and sunny in NOV!?? Yes pls!
Took a little (coffee break) drive this afternoon.
Regardless of your political views
Political Twitter is my least favorite Twitter.
Don't forget it's hump day!
Coffee doesn't usually keep me up if I drink it in the evening....
I might be regretting the Americano I had today at 4:00 p.m. though.
Generally if it takes me more than 15 minutes to get somewhere..... I'm not going (shopping, restaurants) lol





