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Focus mode/offsets in Wilds are infinitely better than clutch claw/wirebugs because the game feels like it was built around both from the very first hunt and you didn't have to wait for g rank.
Like there’s very big differences to how these attacks work A parry is a move that will work regardless of what hits it (think LS SSheathe) Offsets only work on physical attacks and lead into a big punishes Counters usually are tied to guards and depend on your investment
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Almost everyone's problem with Paul is that he insists that he has no influence at all on public opinions, and then he posts his 500th Steamchart slop tweet with 200k views and 2k likes. People who are into the game are sick of him bringing in annoying discourse for clicks.
Paul and I have disagreed about plenty of Bungie things, especially around Marathon. He is 1000% right that we should all be concerned that the big, new, “hey check us out, we made some stuff for Destiny folks” update hits less than a month after the biggest game of the decade
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Trying to take him seriously when he spent MONTHS pandering to the lowest denominator right wing chuds, and now he decides that its convinient to support the game, actually fuck off, man.
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i love larping.
My favorite aspect of nu-monhun is when you flinch the monster constantly and it just roars at you while you beat the shit out of it because you have more skill points than the monster has attacks. If you tried this on monoblos in 4U even just HR you'd get punted through the cart.
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It took 3 years for Kelvin to get an intresting lore tidbit we should atleast give Solomon the same courtsy.
I think we allowed the fact that his design and chess theme being awesome distract from how he lowkey is doing nothing lorewise so far. I'm very open to a major reveal about him dropping soon but he is so overrated right now, like everyone glazing him is running on headcanons
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Fascinating how you've been basically braindead for so long with sub ~40 IQ takes that no one noticed when you posted an AI tweet.
ChatGPT my GOAT
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Keep that jaw on tight for the government, buddy, make sure not a single drop is wasted
Did you know this could have all been avoided if they Didn't overstay their Visa by 6 years?
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"You must be a racist/misogynist lol" How can you larp a free to play game? its free??
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Impressively boring, remove the artwork and the tweet and you would legit never guess in a million years this is Castlevania.
spoilers for belmont's curse like yeah it isn't the best shit ever but cmon man
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People on twitter love to pretend like using a PC is some herculean effort. "Yeah it might be good but have you considered I'm mentally deficient and also i breathe through my mouth? huh?? did you not know I'm not smart enough to press a couple of buttons and use google???"
PC Gaming feels like this years LA Rams super team, good on paper but falls short when its time to actually perform.
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Max plays 99% of his games on pc, this video was taken completely out of context to make up some pro console agenda when in reality he was complaining and shitting on the dogshit Marvel Tokon port by sony.
The proposed community note is exactly why PC gaming is dying. What does steam’s concurrent ATH has to do with max’s point? That’s like If every PlayStation post is community noted with the fact that PlayStation is still the largest (by far) console platform of all time.
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Said this for YEARS, hes a terrible "journalist" and the only reason he has any leftover relevancy is that hes the only one consistantly reporting on Bungie, the way he holds sway on his fanbase is baffling considering all his articles might as well be AI genrated atp.
Well, I'm tired of holding back. Paul Tassi is an idiot and I really can't stand him it's clear he wants Marathon to die for people like him. I wish the exact opposite of what he wants would happen, and that Destiny's IP would be buried in a cemetery.
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You can really tell when someone is doing a surface level analysis on a game they never played, Vampire Survivor has a ton of deep mechanics and trying to equate a game that costs 10 bucks with AAA slop games is extremely fucking stupid.
The more I look into it, Vampire Survivors might legitimately be the worst game ever made. Philosophically offenseive on the deepest level. Has there ever been something more shameless in its discarding of substance in favor of cheap dopamine gratification?
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Maybe hold that level of contempt for actual bad games instead of shitting on both SotN and a game made with extreme love to Castlevania, but you don't really strike me as someone with a functioning frontal lobe.
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Hating a universally beloved game to defend another makes you look like an absoloute tool, were doing heavy revisionism to defend a fucking 5/10 here.
SOTN is really only great in the first half or so. At a certain point the unnecessary RPG mechanics and overpowered transformations take away the little tension that was there. The "Metroidvania" genre is mostly a blight outside of actual Metroid games
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The difference is that the Igavanias were good and completely unique to the gaming sphere while Belmont Curse is just Dead Cells-lite.
i’m sure belmont's revenge has issues beyond the mid ost but the "it doesn’t feel like castlevania" argument is laughable considering this is the same series that completely altered its identity after a single entry on the PS1 chose to ditch the platforming and copy metroid
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People are overcomplicating this whole situation when he was just likely named after Paula Abdul
Araki is simply that type of guy who is only 50% sure about the meaning of the words he uses
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Shitting on Igavanias and calling the other guy a larper for (rightfully) saying the gameplay shifted into some sort of Dead Cells combat loop, are you right in the head?
igavanias have never had engaging combat. holy shit there is really NO limit to the larp its insane
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"We AI generated our app and introduced countless bugs just to make it boot 5 seconds faster" YES! That's EXACTLY what i need from a game storefront! I will now be moving all my future purchases from that slow booting Steam (yuck!) to The newly christened GrokStore!
We vibe coded the Epic Games Launcher to be faster than the other guy. Don't believe us? Test it out for yourself in Preview: launcher.epicgames.com
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Not to dance on TF2s corpse but TF2 fans have been acting the exact same since the early 2010s with every multiplayer game with dozens of examples, and crying because Deadlock players clapped back is extreme pussy behavior, own up.
TF2 players have had nearly 20 years of corporate neglect and mistreatment, YouTubers abandoning the game, and half a dozen competitors designed specifically to kill the game for its fanbase to become as insecure as it is. Deadlock isn’t even out yet.
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To every "its just a minority of the community" copers, the general public doesn't give a shit and It's not their job to check if they're some mythical true fan or someone causing strife, if you think these people are doing something bad, tell them yourselves.
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If I shoved one of Nergigante's quills up my ass and let it incubate, could I give boybirth to a baby elder dragon?
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Guy who thinks good anime is when they spam sakuga all over the screen
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