Snarky hillbilly. Water color artist. 🎨 Bluegrass and Banjo 💙 I do what I want, within reason. Typos are my live language. No Marxist.

Your Mom’s House
Joined January 2022
Using only a GIF, what’s it like inside your head.
Using only a GIF, what’s it like inside your head?
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Didn't have to go to Pinterest for the bad ad. This weeks X bad ad.
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Ohhhhh! The hairy armpit day. 😁🤌🏼
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Each of you is my twitter crush. Except you.
You're someone's twitter crush.
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This week I'm a good witch. The coffee maker is back from the mountain. And on garbage day to boot.
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Went to my uncles 80th surprise party. What an honor. Over 70 people there. He's the coolest. State football champ, Vietnam vet, devout Catholic and all around story teller. We call him cowboy because he's always worn pearl buttons, boots and a hat. Painted him a little card too.
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Rumor has it some of you might be into that.
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I'm an influencer.
Replying to @Jackalopes_Inc
Big shout out to @Bluegrassarts for letting me know this exists! 😂
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We're making da meatballs.🤌🏼 👩‍🍳
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8lbs of balls should hold me over.
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What I noticed when going last week was it's ALL Indians. They travel in caravans and take up entire parking areas.
Replying to @TimBuckleyWX
Blue Ridge Parkway Parking Problems!
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Literally me while the dude is on a trip. 😭
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Cherry Choc Chip muffins
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I'll give it back when I'm finished. 🩸 ♥️
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Off for the Sabbot by William Mortensen
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Rager at the castle last night.
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