Mike “the hammer” Blunts

Doomscrolling on Twitter instead of reels is the modern day equivalent to reading

When a white hangs around a council of black men. She is destined to gain weight no matter what

You ever meet someone in the real world and just know they have a twitter

This is why you lose and fucking suck

Clayface the fucking man… homeboy hit it out the mud

Saw a white guy with a black girlfriend and a pit bull. Isn’t that just two pit bulls?

Wearing sunglasses and wired earbuds #nukeme

I would be the best Two Face #Batman

I watch movies not for enjoyment or entertainment. I watch movies to make niche references most people won’t get

Everyone mad at this is just mad I don’t want to see another black man portrayed as a criminal

Prison Vape on deck

If my pilot doesn’t look like this I’m getting off the plane

If disliking Jews is uncool, I’m the most uncool mother fucked alive

He just looks black. There’s no real difference with the face. Half the reason I like white two face is it makes the purple half easier to see

Had a drink thrown at me this weekend cuz I told a woman who goes to Ohio State to go fuck herself. Much like Julian Sayin she completely missed and hit the guy next to me. #OnWisconsin

Brian Tyree already look like that…won’t be a good two face #Batman

Looking at my ig story like damn I’m so tough

Had foot and hip cramps while cracking last night #unc #washed

Took the last paper towel from bathroom at bar and it’s only 9:30 #Alpha

The scariest part of Halloween is we can’t be better than other people and there is no vip- @BagathonRichard

I will be drinking tn. #Tummyhurts