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Storyteller for the PA House Democrats and a die-hard Philly sports fan. Insert lame disclaimer here

Mechanicsburg, PA
Joined April 2009
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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#RIP Patrick Stewart of Star Trek and X Men ... On 12-4-1997, after getting a @PressClubDC coffee mug, he was asked, "Just from a purely logical point of view, why is it that a Captain whose name is Jean-Luc Picard have a perfect English accent?" Patrick Stewart answer here:
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Rest in peace to Number One… Patrick Stewart 🕊️
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Can’t believe I haven’t seen anyone use this slogan before
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The US has now had more measles cases in 2026 than in TWENTY FIVE YEARS COMBINED from 2000 to 2024
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I cannot properly express to you the monstrous disappointment this was to Lil’ Bobby. Even at age 8 I knew I deserved a better-written and executed film.
On this day in 1978, ‘KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park’ aired on NBC. Fresh off their solo albums, the band became superheroes battling a mad scientist at an amusement park. Rock stars, robots and glorious camp.
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Trump this week “Umbrage was a terrible professor at Hogwarts”
OBAMA: The president wasn't even mad. About The Saddam Hussein comparison. That part didn't bother him. But he was very upset about The Cheesecake Factory. He took great umbrage. He said I didn't understand the work of the artisans in the White House. They mobilized a whole of government response to that joke. Not to inflation, but to that joke.
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Bob Caton retweeted
OBAMA: The president wasn't even mad. About The Saddam Hussein comparison. That part didn't bother him. But he was very upset about The Cheesecake Factory. He took great umbrage. He said I didn't understand the work of the artisans in the White House. They mobilized a whole of government response to that joke. Not to inflation, but to that joke.
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2026 finishing strong.
Breaking: the FAA has shut down airspace over the Department of Energy’s Savannah River Site, with a notice calling it a “US Government Nuclear Incident.”
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The FAA NOTAM used standard terminology for a temporary restriction during a nuclear site incident; official updates confirm a contained lab fire was extinguished with no detectable off-site contamination and the Site Area Emergency was terminated. public.srs.gov/2026/10/savann… cnn.com/2026/10/28/us/…
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Yes, of course, *eight* people. That’s how many we will have.
Costco is selling a $200 Thanksgiving feast with 30 pounds of food to feed eight people The massive turkey dinner is only available for pre-order until November 13
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Did Howie steal a cursed tiki god on vacation this summer?
Eagles have placed RB Dameon Pierce on injured reserve and signed RB Jaydon Blue to their active roster.
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BREAKING: James O'Keefe and Cam Higby have just been charged with identity theft and unlawful voting in Minnesota, charges stemming from hidden camera videos they made in August about the state's vouching system for voter registration. w/ @londonoe nytimes.com/2026/10/28/us/ja…
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Because the OL is struggling we can’t get off the field and our D is shot by the end of the game.
NFL teams ranked by points allowed in the final 5 minutes of a game:
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BREAKING: A hacker is attempting to breach the US Federal Election Commission's systems and that agency has had to 'temporarily shut down' its web-facing services as a result, according to an email seen by Reuters reut.rs/4imQyUu
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I was there.
10-26-2008- Joe Blanton hits a no way homer in game 4 of the World Series @2008Philz
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Reporting these frauds! Please send me $4 million Mr. President. Venmo or PayPal works.
BREAKING: Trump announces a $1 million reward for anyone reporting voter fraud in past elections or the upcoming 2026 midterms.
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