Jason Little

Took the call for an extended warranty on my car. Turns out they don’t offer anything for a 1986 Volvo 240 or a ‘63 F100. 🤷‍♂️ SOB hung up on me.

Hey guys, got a favor to ask…youngest son wants to be a photographer. Here’s his @trulyseltzer composition he shot after dinner. (He’s 11 😳) Retweets would be appreciated!! #shotoniphone #keywest

Strange….just double checked settings on @Apple phone and don’t allow @Twitter to track and never access location. Yet the promoted @thepennyhoarder ads always reference the state I’m in.

It rained 2.85 in" in the last 24 hours! Find your location’s Rainfall with Pocket Rain Gauge by @AgribleInc: agrible.com/#mobileapps

Friday vibe....7hrs til @Little_kg76 and I are back at the lake. Mid 80’s and sun. 😎 youtu.be/_Ca5QoXSe18

Tree frogs are out

Looking at trucks on Craigslist and two questions... 1.) when did used stuff get $$$?😳 2.) how do you filter out the 🤬 @Carvana adds?????

Ladies and gentlemen....my (significantly) better half @Little_kg76 #NursesWeek2021

Anyone else’s dogs act like a vacuum cleaner murdered their entire family every time you try to clean or just ours? @Little_kg76

What can go wrong?

We went from -20 degrees to flies/ladybugs all over the windows in like 3 days.

“I’m gonna need some time to drink on this...” should be a perfectly acceptable answer.

Not mine, taken from a group text, but accurate

This looks like me leaving a room after I said something I thought @Little_kg76 would find funny...

Great day to stay inside and watch movies with @Little_kg76. Curious how many folks will get this ? 👇🏻

#SaltLife in Central Illinois.

Did you know if you add your preferred curse words to your contacts it won’t autocorrect? Made my life at least 20% more ducking efficient.

Maybe @Little_kg76 will let me get a moped if I promise to take Scout with me? Cruising around the lake?? xitter.gq/MHARMON03/status/13567…