B.D. · Nov 7, 2026 · 2:34 AM UTC

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B.D.@BobbyUpTopNov 7

Holy fuck, he said it out loud

Modernity Man

@escapemodernityNov 6

The worst part of dating a Latina is going home to meet her family and trying to Sherlock Holmes which one of her uncles is the one that did it

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B.D. · Nov 8, 2026 · 1:45 AM UTC

B.D.@BobbyUpTop11h

“Don’t double text/text first” only applies if you’re ugly and retarded.

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B.D. · Nov 8, 2026 · 1:36 AM UTC

B.D.@BobbyUpTop11h

1 thing about my life: It’s good. I don’t worry about shit. But I built it this way. Didn’t happen on accident. If you want to be worry-free, you gotta work.

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B.D. · Nov 8, 2026 · 1:21 AM UTC

B.D.@BobbyUpTop11h

Word to the Wise: Don’t wait till you see multiple red flags. Recognize that shit early, and act accordingly.

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B.D. · Nov 8, 2026 · 1:05 AM UTC

B.D.@BobbyUpTop11h

Any of yall have an ex who is so dumbfuck retarded you can’t believe you were ever in a relationship?

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B.D. · Nov 8, 2026 · 12:01 AM UTC

B.D.@BobbyUpTop12h

Every time I get in/out of the shower

r🕷@redbullshawtyyNov 7

do u guys ever randomly helicopter yo dicks?

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B.D. · Nov 7, 2026 · 11:59 PM UTC

B.D.@BobbyUpTop12h

So I did that “what’s your type” test and it was all Mediterranean/latina looking broads. Go figure.

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B.D. · Nov 7, 2026 · 6:49 PM UTC

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My mom’s dog and my dog DO NOT get along. At all. Like on sight war with each other. So what do you suppose my mom did when she came over?

B.D.@BobbyUpTop20h

Mom’s coming by to visit; gonna take a couple of advil in advance.

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B.D. · Nov 7, 2026 · 6:00 PM UTC

B.D.@BobbyUpTop18h

Being tall’s a curse, but it’s my cross to bear so..

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B.D. · Nov 7, 2026 · 4:35 PM UTC

B.D.@BobbyUpTop20h

Mom’s coming by to visit; gonna take a couple of advil in advance.

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B.D. · Nov 7, 2026 · 4:28 PM UTC

B.D.@BobbyUpTop20h

Long distance relationship, but it’s just them living in the IE.

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B.D. · Nov 7, 2026 · 2:33 AM UTC

B.D.@BobbyUpTopNov 7

Going to the theatre

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B.D. · Nov 7, 2026 · 1:54 AM UTC

B.D.@BobbyUpTopNov 7

The old me thinking, if I had a girl who’d honeypot, we could make a FORTUNE off these execs lol

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B.D. · Nov 6, 2026 · 11:50 PM UTC

B.D.@BobbyUpTopNov 6

I’m for this beef

Tiger

@tigertwtingNov 6

fuck you b!t¢π

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B.D. · Nov 6, 2026 · 11:42 PM UTC

B.D.@BobbyUpTopNov 6

Never understood being too nonchalant. If I like you, I want you to know.

Liz Is Amused

@lizisamusedNov 6

Replying to @literally_chad

I liked my guy BECAUSE he made it so clear he liked me. Many such cases 😂 I can't stand guys who act like they don't care, I had to drop a guy over that.

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