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Uncle Bobby

@BobbytheBause

Habitual line stepper. I’m just here for the jokes and sports news. PS5, Twitch, & IG: @BobbytheBause ❤️@loriespi_❤️

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Joined July 2011
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Texas drinking game: take a drink every time you see a political ad on TV
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Cowboys loss and nonstop political ads on TV. This is my 13th reason
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This was everyone’s first experience with gambling
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That auto mix on Apple Music mixes songs better than some of the local DJs
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Who the hell is watching Masked Singer enough to keep that show going??
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#NeverForget
Robert Littal BSO (@BSO) profile pictureRobert Littal BSO
@BSO26 Dec 2014
Man Drives to Beat Up Twitter User on Christmas Over Kobe Argument bit.ly/1B8cnuM
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Tom Brady going a little overboard with all the face stuff now
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This is relevant again @camnstuff
Uncle Bobby (@BobbytheBause) profile pictureUncle Bobby@BobbytheBause1 Jun 2018
“They got like 6 Mission Impossible movies. I’m starting to think these missions are possible” - @camnstuff
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Need this quote with Jerry Jones picture now
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Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefter19 Jan 2025
With Washington’s win tonight, every NFC team other than the Dallas Cowboys now will have played in a conference championship game going back to the 1996 season. The Cowboys last NFC title game appearance was 1995.
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He is risen! #PopTartsBowl
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When I wake up December 25 and see none of my gifts that I wished for from Santa
Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) profile pictureStephen A Smith
@stephenasmith25 Dec 2024
Interviewing Santa tomorrow
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Golfing must be number 16
Malcolm Harris (@BigMeanInternet) profile pictureMalcolm Harris@BigMeanInternet12 Nov 2024
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We love you, Ben ❤️ @KirkHerbstreit pays tribute to his best friend 🐶
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Guy at the bar just said he stopped being a Texas fan when they pulled Major Applewhite for Chris Simms. I’m tired of hanging with these oldheads
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TRADE FOR DAVANTE ADAMS @dallascowboys
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Good thing I’ve been a Saints fan since they played in San Antonio after Katrina 😌
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(Typing this while wearing my Dak jersey 🥲)
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Exactly 2 weeks from now: #NFLRedZone Kindly clear all distractions.
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Another summer Another #Gift from @pedialyte the 🐐
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I was gonna buy this but there’s no CarPlay in there 😕
Sawyer Merritt (@SawyerMerritt) profile pictureSawyer Merritt
@SawyerMerritt20 Jun 2024
NEWS: Bugatti today unveiled their first all-new car since 2016 and the Chiron's successor, called the Tourbillon. Stats: • Price $4.6 million • First Hybrid Bugatti. V16 engine paired with 25 kWh battery & three electric motors. 800v system. • 1,800 HP • 37 mile electric range • 0-60mph: 1.99s • Suspension is completely 3D printed • Top speed: 276 MPH • 250 will be built. Deliveries start in 2026. • Instrument cluster is made up of more than 600 parts and constructed from titanium as well as gemstones such as sapphire and ruby, [and] the skeletonized cluster is built to the largest tolerance of 50 microns, with the smallest at 5 microns, and weighs just 700g
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