Hockey fan. Aspiring Dad-of-the-year. If Canucks hockey, sarcasm, and dad jokes aren't your thing, you're not gonna like me. Canucks Canucks Canucks

Langley, British Columbia
Joined February 2016
Took a while but getting Linus Karlsson for Jonathan Dahlen was solid work. Dude might quietly put up like 60 points and people will still be like "isnt he that AHL call up dude"
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They also changed their campaign strategy to be "lets send Ottawa a message" so of that 23 percent, a large part of them still want to be Canadian, they're just trying to make a point. Factor in 40 percent of the population didnt vote at all and the true separatists are under 10%
23%???? What is Carney doing in Canada my god
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Dont even care if its 35 shots, Lankinen is dogshit. 2 of those 4 goals he shouldve had.
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Is there an unwritten rule in the universe that if Elias Pettersson scores, then Elias Pettersson can't score? Has it ever happened? I understand this looks like gibberish to non Canucks fans.
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There is WAY too much conversation about Buium. WAY too much. He's 20, playing for his 3rd coach in the last 12 months, and we're 7 games into the season. Stop engaging with the clickbait engagement farmers, he's gonna be fine. Talk to me in like... 3 years.
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No one is gonna trade for an unproven guy you're scratching most nights. That said, pretty disappointing that in a rebuilding year, Raty didnt appear to ever have a real chance of proving himself. I'd imagine Calgary has already decided to claim him but we'll see.
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Rick Tocchet bout to destroy the 2nd locker room and future of a team in as many years as he was there. I said what I said.
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Im sorry but Lankinen is unplayable at this point. Just bring Tolopilo back and ride Merilainen.
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Was my first live look at Willander and I wasnt all that impressed. The first goal came directly off him ringing it around the boards instead of passing it then he takes a bad penalty right after where Vegas scores again. Not great details under pressure. Or just a bad game.
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Obviously everything should be taken with the context that all theyve played is league worst goaltending and the Calgary Flames so far but it's been a fun start. Tonight is a different beast and I'll be at the arena in my EP40 jersey. Looking forward to it.
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Oleksiak's gonna be Canucks new twitter whipping boy so hard.
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K that was a sick powerplay
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Obviously the team is leaving some to be desired but Cootes and Buium have both looked really good.
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So exactly what has been said for like over a year now.
Kyper says there is no urgency for the Canucks to move Elias Pettersson, but teams are taking an interest in Pettersson again. If the Canucks retain money and trade Pettersson at a $9 million cap hit, they might be able to find a deal that puts them in a better place to rebuild. #canucks
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When @Sportsnet and @Rogers decided to end sports radio in Western Canada, I ended my Sportsnet+ subscription right there. Now that they're also jacking their prices, I encourage everyone else to as well. They spit in our face and ask for more $. They're not getting another dime.
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Could Shane Wright turn out to be a star player? Maybe. Idk Should the Canucks give up one of their top prospects on a maybe? God no. Would I like Shane Wright in Vancouver? Yes Should Canucks give up anything younger than 25 to do it unless its sweeteners? God no.
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Dear @Sportsnet Fuck you Signed, All of British Columbia
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I wanna like soccer but the rules just encourage players to flop like wet napkins and act like they've just suffered a life threatening injury. I wanna watch sports, not improv theatre. Annoys me.
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If I'm Anaheim, I start offer sheeting Flyers players every season. But not huge overpays like this offer sheet. Just slight overpays that Philly will still accept so they don't lose the player. All of them, every season. Death by 1000 cuts. Yes I'm petty.
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