Ahv just gon in ter tahn - woss wi'all these peepul dressed up like Buddeh Olleh wi'em specs?! Tek meh ter ode D&P..
Bogger me just went ter go ode D&P un the right kwoos ahtside the soshul! Erd it's that @Callum_SR!
Blow me a karyohkeh selfeh?! Sahnds like summat me grandson wud do @karen_chesney! Ah'v voted duckeh - UP THE BACKLIT!!!
Dunt we all @DominicHealeTV duck! Tuff paper rahnd follered be a life o graft meks fer craggeh chops!!
Replying to @MikeSassi
. @MikeSassi in my day yerd be luckeh ferra puddle ter sup frum! Heh!
Ay up @DUKKIGIFTS Ay owz abowt yo mek sum murchundice of me! Heh this smile wud mek a briwyunt cushun cover! Top seller! Heh!
Replying to @beekyboobelle
Ahv bin feelin badleh @beekyboobelle duck an these fingers int as nimble as they wunce wuz! Grafters ands don't last furever yowth! Heh heh!
Replying to @Sazkia
Yer dint menchun Mondeh Club at th'ode D&P @MattShelts! Ah well thez alluz next time! @Nottingham_Post @Sazkia
Replying to @paperjimmy
Chelpeh bogger @paperjimmy wunt be so bad off if erindoors dint fritter it away on bingo!
Bleedin eck @1961Damo me noggin's a bit sore this mornin! Nowt th'ode D&P cudnt sort mind!
Appehh sent paddehs deh!! Arrrindurs angreh wommeh dint gerrer sherreh. Len pretendinizrish agen hehnbogger
Replying to @CRBrewery
Av yer gorra speshul deal ferrus old boggers @CRBrewery? Sum ovvus are on fixed income yer no! Heh heh!
Ah jus erd on this petishun ter keep Emmet dahn steers in Vic Centre! Bleddy signed it un all! Av yo lot?! change.org/p/intu-victoria-c…
Replying to @paperjimmy
Lap top @paperjimmy? Do ah look flash ter yo?! Ah werk on ov o em ode personal compooters wot me lad dint want no more!
Replying to @_VictoriaCentre
.@intuVictoriaCen Emmett!! Eez back!! Ay, ahm not sure on the new venyu tho.. Worrif them sahnds o disneh drahn aht iz byootiful chimes?!
Replying to @cool_character
Ay up @cool_character ahv bin feeling badleh o late. Erindoors az had uz on bed rest ferra months Ahm back nah tho yer boggers!
