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overall if you wanna watch a show that has lesbians this sure is one of them!! i did like the anya/elise angsty comphet stuff but dear god is the actual plot of this show not good.
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main thoughts: -plot was all over the place and too reliant on twists -elise deserved so much better -that ending sucked -literally all of the swim team couldve been cut and the show would be the exact same why were they even there (except maybe anyas bf wtv his name was)
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just binged all of the body and what the fuck was that
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calling botw and totk ugly is delusional. calling them bad zelda games, however,
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i got spoiled bc i checked twitter during work (bc my notifs were going insane from that one blexas post) which sucks but this was hype
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I’d open a dispensary in The Woodlands and call it Bluntgomery County.
if texas legalizes weed, i want a strain named dank patrick
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dude seeing political news about my state that doesn't make me want to blow my brains out is so wild i can't believe this is the timeline i get to live in
New bill filed this week would ban all Flock cameras in Texas
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literallyyyyyy there's a full room and we cared about every single one of them and they had 5 dollars and vancouver
Anyways, it is so fucking funny how the shoestring soap opera public television managed to earn a room full of characters before not one not 2 but 3 attempts at doing in the films!
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i was about to start doomposting about how theres no chance this would actually pass but then i remembered that i now live in a blue state so theres an actual real possibility that this happens oh my god
Texas bill filed this week wants to raise minimum wage to $17 an hour
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swift retweeted
좋아하는것:귀여운 여자아이
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just beat the oot remake, it's really good and really pretty and i hope they remake majoras mask too because i like that game infinitely more than oot
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i love yuri #FEFW
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I’ve been to more DC universe funerals than family members
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swift retweeted
女孩你得更努力
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this is a level of commitment to the bit that i aspire towards
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alright yeah this officially takes the cake as the funniest outcome from the midterms
This is unbelievable: Maricopa Dems put up a 19-year-old ASU student for the Superior Court clerk position and he won. Sebastian Matta will oversee more than 600 employees and a $65 million budget. He’s known around campus for wearing a suit to class and has a 3.25 GPA. “I understand they may not take too kindly to a 19-year-old being their boss, but that’s unfortunately the harsh reality of their situation.”
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found new olyleda fics on tumblr yesterday it felt so fucking good bro i can't wait for ao3 to come back
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nintendo i want that majora’s mask remake on my switch by monday.
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There are certain characters you can tell they cooked a bit longer with due to their importance in Majoras Mask. Just sayin.
God, she’s so beautiful 😍
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