The Fucking Weather and shit Nothing to do with @metoffice or @bbcweather (Views are usually nicked off others) Chemtrails are bollox. Parody 18+

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Joined December 2013
Still one of my proudest achievements on Twitter. What's yours?
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Just seen a cyclist get blown off. #StormBoelo
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Saturday is looking promising. Can't fucking wait.
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The fucking flying ants are out.
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The #chemtrail cult will be in meltdown today....
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Bet you shandy drinking southern softies never been so happy to see a bit of fuckin rain!
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Go around for the cameras, surely?! #ProjectSunrise #A350
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24 hours, 24 minutes. Wow.
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Are we nearly there yet?
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OK, I've had some rain, now piss off, sick of it.
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IT'S FUCKING RAINING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 23 DAYS! I'M SO EXITED A BIT OF WEE CAME OUT!
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How dare the RAF Eurofighters who intercepted a 777 over the UK yesterday spray us with chemtrails! 🤣 #contrails #chemtrails
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Poor tactics after the goal. Bring off one of the most threatening players of the game? Sit back and defend for 30 minutes? Where's our desire and passion and belief to win the game? That's what they showed, and that's why they've never lost a semi final.
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Here we have a chemtrail believer, wondering how people were taken in by the "covid scam". This takes irony to a whole different level.
Convid 1984 Here we have a deadly ‘virus’ where the MAIN MOST COMMON ‘symptom’ is having absolutely no symptoms at all 😂😂😂😂 Absolutely unbelievable that BILLIONS around the world were taken in by this nonsense and took vaccines because of it 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #Scamdemic #Plandemic
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COME ON ENGLAND 👊💥⚽️⚽️
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Who came up with those words of wisdom, "A cup of tea cools you down"? No, it doesn't. A fuckin Peroni cools you down.
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It shows how gullible people can be. Look how many like to this complete and utter made up bollocks!
Ever wondered why it feels really muggy and sweaty in the UK compared to other places when they actually let some sun through the grey lid? It’s because of the excessive geo engineering. The heat stays trapped in and can’t escape back out through the metallic chemical roof above
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Can we all please pray for Cornwall. Jan says they have a toxic, chemical cloud overhead. 🙏
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