@ClarkieFPL, @ClaretFPL, @FPLPingreen and @FPLDougal talk a bit of FPL and a lot of shit.
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🚨 WE'RE BACK WITH A BANG 🚨
🦖 @FPL__Raptor joins us on the pod to talk sex caves, shit tweets and arse wiping.
🍆 Shafter or Shafted Round 2!
💰 And there’s some great ESL-related craic throughout.
Please listen, it helps me feed my kids.
#FPL
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Zzzzzzzz....
Huh?!?
Oh, the podcast.
We might put one out, we probably won't. You don't follow us for the consistency, you follow us for the surprise x
💩 It’s time to vote for your Shit Tweet of the Week 💩
A) @Differential_PL - Chelsea, the people’s club
B) @FPLObserver - Not really relevant though is it
C) @FPLPepe - I’m not racist but
D) @FPL_LIONSHEAD - There’s only two clubs left to support
Vote below 👇
Thanks for the questions folks, they were amazing:
@ElfFpl
@pig_fpl
@HinduMonkey
@FlapjackFpl
@FPL_CaptainFail
@pras_fpl
@FPLDummyTom
@DYoghurto
This European Super League stuff is boring isn't it?
Want to know something more exciting?
We'll be joined by loveable dinosaur @FPL__Raptor for Thursday's podcast!
Got any questions for the Rapmeister? Leave them below!
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🚨 NO POD THIS WEEK 🚨
Sometimes we just can't be arsed, which has absolutely no relation to the pubs being open.
However next week we should have our BIGGEST GUEST TO DATE on the pod...
Watch this space xo
🚨 NEW PODCAST KLAXON FT. @pig_fpl 🚨
🐷 Pig talks about his upcoming music career
🔥 Claret and Dougal get their wildcards roasted
❤️ And which #FPL podcasts would we like to shag/marry/kill?
Also Pingreen shows up 6 minutes late like a prick.
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Thanks for your questions folks and apologies for the unsatisfactory answers in advance.
@HinduMonkey
@fpl_juice
@lateriser12
@FPL_Codebreaker
@CricketFpl
@tacoman1244
@BantsyCastle
@FPL_CaptainFail
@420Fpl
🚨 EMERGENCY SIGNING 🚨
Pingreen has ditched us for the second week running like a prick.
Luckily we've secured the services of sexy singer-songwriter @pig_fpl on a one-week deal!
We're recording in an hour, so have you got any questions for our latest guest?
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🚨 QUESTIONS PLEASE 🚨
We're talking about wildcards this week. Have you got any wildcard questions for our esteemed experts who have 69 top 5k finishes between them?
If not, ask us any old shit. We'll literally answer anything*...
*unless we don't like your question.
Bonus Pints retweeted
Because @ClaretFPL and I are clever boiz and saved our WC, we're inviting you to roast them and the best/most creative/most offensive slams will be read out on this week's @BonusPintsFPL.
Here's mine. Let's fucking 'ave it x
#FPL
🚨 NEW PODCAST KLAXON 🚨
💩 We build the worst GW31 Wildcard draft we possibly can.
🗣 Daddy Claret challenges Dougal to a game of ‘Frankie Boyle or Pingreen?’
🔄 And we plan some batshit crazy transfers for likes and RTs.
⬇️ LISTEN BELOW ⬇️
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🚨 QUESTIONS PLEASE 🚨
We’re recording the pod tonight, and although Pingreen can’t join us, we believe we’ve got someone even better to be a guest...
IT’S ONLY FORMER BARNET FC LEGEND EDGAR DAVIDS!!!
Leave any questions you have for the Dutchman below ⬇️⬇️
Have you listened to our podcast yet?
If you haven't, how fucking dare you. Elf hates you and your family.
Rectify your mistake now.
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Spotify - open.spotify.com/episode/1YY…
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💩 #FPL SHIT TWEET OF THE WEEK VOTE 💩
soundcloud.com/user-22476074… Analysed on the pod from 15:40 onwards.
A) @FPLHints - Points don't matter
B) @FPLReaction - 2021/22 FPL picks
C) @fpl_14 - No likes, no wow
D) @Komec_ - Hurt by Top 10k finish
Vote using the poll below!
Which tweet should win #FPL Shit Tweet of the Week?
7%A) @FPLHints
13%B) @FPLReaction
45%C) @fpl_14
35%D) @Komec_
113 votes • Final results🚨 NEW PODCAST 🚨
⭐️ @ElfFpl joins us a reveals how to finish outside the top 4m.
🍆 A new feature called ‘Shafter or Shafted’ provides maximum lolz.
💦 And what makes the perfect wankathon?
⬇️ LISTEN BELOW ⬇️
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Thanks for the questions:
@FPLviKing_
@MattFPL01
@FPLnWo
@HinduMonkey
@CoutinhoChip
@tacoman1244
@MorpheusFire
@fpl_chef
@ThreeFiveWho
@FPL_Jurgen
Apologies if we didn't get round to your q but there was a shit load.
Shit tweet of the week poll coming soon...