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Looking back and looking ahead, here is my plan.
(Aka reflecting on current fandom discourse and moving forward)
#OurFlagMeansDeath
Captain Crow, Keeper of Shiny Things retweeted
He’s ignoring the 14th amendment
He’s ignoring the 1st amendment
He’s ignoring checks and balances.
But this is the best president ever?
He’s not even acting like an American leader.
He’s governing like a Russian.
Captain Crow, Keeper of Shiny Things retweeted
I WANT MORE PEOPLE TO KNOW DONALD TRUMP IS IGNORING A UNANIMOUS SUPREME COURT ORDER, THAT EVEN CLARENCE THOMAS AGREED WITH, TO RELEASE A MAN THE GOVERNMENT WRONGFULLY KIDNAPPED AND SENT TO A FOREIGN PRISON WITHOUT ANY EVIDENCE OF HIM COMMITTING A CRIME!
Captain Crow, Keeper of Shiny Things retweeted
HE’S. IGNORING. THE. SUPREME. COURT.
Many of you have walked this country straight into fascism and you’re still too stupid to realize it. My generation will never forgive you.
Captain Crow, Keeper of Shiny Things retweeted
BREAKING: Women may no longer be able to vote if their birth certificates don't match married names.
You know in The Handmaid's Tale when Gilead suddenly eliminates women's bank accounts in one fell swoop?
That's what Republicans in Congress are doing to women's voting rights.
Captain Crow, Keeper of Shiny Things retweeted
Disney hired Mexican Animators Josué Grotesco, Julio Pacheco, Iván Hernandez, Moamed Sampson and Asaí to make a 8-Bit recap of "A GOOFY MOVIE" for it's 30th Anniversary!
youtube.com/watch?v=fXOtZwGY…
#AGoofyMovie #GoofTroop #AGoofyMovie30
Captain Crow, Keeper of Shiny Things retweeted
hurt israel’s feelings = terrorism.
look brown on us soil = terrorism.
vandalize a tesla = terrorism.
if you dont understand trump violating the 1st amendment, abandoning due process & defying court orders is not going to impact you one day, you have no self preservation skills.
Captain Crow, Keeper of Shiny Things retweeted
Dude just eliminated the learning programs for disabled children across America, and 32% of the country is clapping like seals..
Captain Crow, Keeper of Shiny Things retweeted
⭕️ If you want REAL, actual HUMAN actors to portray the characters in your videogames, not AI, repost this!
#ThePixelPack @sagaftra
Captain Crow, Keeper of Shiny Things retweeted
Wow. I’m not sure enough people are talking about how badly Marjorie Taylor Greene was humiliated by a Holocaust and Ukraine expert today. He dismantled every one of her pro-Putin lies.
Is Marjorie Taylor Greene really that fucking stupid?
Captain Crow, Keeper of Shiny Things retweeted
Conor McGregor has been found liable for rape, arrested for robbery, and been allegedly involved in a number of sexual assaults and acts of violence.
The Trump White House welcomes him with open arms for St. Patrick’s Day!
Captain Crow, Keeper of Shiny Things retweeted
Replying to @steelkrill
I can't believe how often this is happening now. These platforms need to be held accountable for allowing rip-offs to be sold.
Captain Crow, Keeper of Shiny Things retweeted
Another Trump lie…he said secret service wouldn’t let him drive the Tesla at the White House….weird they let Biden drive a Jeep
Captain Crow, Keeper of Shiny Things retweeted
It is obvious.
The New Pep Sec. is in way over her head.
She has no idea what a tariff is.
She has no idea who pays them.
She has no idea what to say if Trump hasn't prompted her.
The Press briefings are thus reduced to sporadic displays of childlike affection for a lunatic.
Captain Crow, Keeper of Shiny Things retweeted
Elon Musk just used taxpayer money to host a car sale at the White House after cutting funding for schools and preparing to fire 80,000 VA workers.
Captain Crow, Keeper of Shiny Things retweeted
Grocery prices are soaring.
Housing costs are skyrocketing.
Retirement savings are plummeting.
But Donald Trump thought today would be a good day to play car salesman.
Captain Crow, Keeper of Shiny Things retweeted
BREAKING: While boasting on Fox News about her efforts to dismantle the Department of Education, Linda McMahon couldn’t even explain what the IDEA (Individuals with Disabilities Education Act) is.
This is the person trying to destroy education in America. Let that sink in.


































