•Host of The Kick’N Asphalt Vlog | •Promoter of STAR Super Stock Tour | •Dog Dad to Checkers 🐶
Jefferson, GA
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Had a dude tell me yesterday, “I can’t believe you let your dog sleep on the bed.”
Looka here… I’d let Checkers drive me to Dollar General if she wanted to. I’d probably even co-sign if she decided to buy her own property to run and raise hell in.
Truth is one day I’ll look over and she won’t be on that bed snoring anymore. Until that day comes, she can sleep wherever she wants.
I get these vote for me text every single dang day. I fired back today and haven’t heard a ding from the Jackson for Governor folks since. I may have cracked the code 🤷🏼♂️
I know of five racetracks in the United States that have announced in the last month they’re either up for sale or won’t be racing in 2027.
Some of y’all better ask Santa for a new attitude for Christmas. You spend all week tearing down your local track, then act heartbroken when somebody padlocks the gate.
And when you finally list that racecar of yours for sale, “nowhere left to race it” is gonna be one hell of a selling point. Be more kind in 2027.
I’m trying to see something. At your house what do you call the white appliance with magnets on it in this picture??
I’ve heard Frigerator, Icebox, frigidaire, Fridge, Etc……
For those of you that wonder about Checkers. I got some new pillows for my water head yesterday. Before I walked out the door this morning, I noticed that Checkers has apparently claimed dibs on them.
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Orange Blossom Shootout winners at Orange County! Big thanks to everyone at Tom Usry Racing. #teamtoyota
No racetrack this weekend. Got up with the chickens to come to the Dawsonville Moonshine Festival with my folks. Such a great time tellin lies, lookin at old racecars and hot rods.
Invested $9.20 for this plate and a cold drink, to sit amongst old timers this morning and gain knowledge at a mom n pop type breakfast joint.
I Learned this morning…. “You can still be right in the situation and owe someone an apology.”
#tbt We’ve been telling stories the past few days about all the good times we had at Florence Motor Speedway with the Zacharias family running it. Here is one from where we took Bittersweet to the low country to race on 400 Weekend and it didn’t end well.
Tyler Woodring just had finished putting a front clip on. First race back. Got flat out dumped running 3rd or 4th. Backed down the hill off turn 2 to a stop. Dude who I didn’t know at the time came barreling in 3 seconds later and knocked the rear clip off, trying to get thru the craziness. It’s wild how the world goes sometimes, that gentleman was my 2026 Alliance Driveaway Solutions STAR Tour Champion. Mr Glenn didn’t have much of anywhere to go looking back, but he never lifted…. Days of Thunder style. A tremendous great friendship came from it.
The dude who dumped us, we went over there to show our 🍑 at his pit and roll around on the ground. We was outnumbered 9 to 2 lol… They woulda beat the brakes off us. Live to fight another day mentality. Car was already destroyed, didn’t need a broke nose too 😂
Lord please let me live long enough to spend every Saturday morning in a place like this. Same table, same old friends, drinking coffee and eatin’ scrambled eggs, and trading war stories and lies we’ve already told a hundred times.
That right there is the life I want.
It doesn’t look like this on a dreary morning in South Boston but the 2 guys and a driver crew was Top 5 in CARS Tour practice yesterday. Hopefully the rain will stop and we can eat bologna burgers and have a good run tonight!
Came to Virginia to @BrandonBrownWV Cafe for a Delicious Bologna and Egg Burger. Heard they’s an automobile race in town tomorrow. Might stay around for it.
My ride for the day. Headed to @SoBoSpeedway57 for a bologna burger.
If you dont like @LandonHuffman, save the 🖕🏻, he’s not riding with me. Just wave 👋🏻
#TBT to about 16 years ago this week, back when Georgia still had more than one asphalt racetrack. Some of y’all have heard this one while we were trading war stories. Well, here’s the photographic evidence. We were racing at Gresham a big true half mile. I’d just passed a fella for third or so when we made very slight contact getting into Turn 1. He got mad for whatever reason and hung a left, never lifting until I climbed the inside wall. Tore our 💩 all to hell over absolutely nothing.
One of my buddies running behind us saw the whole thing and took exception to it. On the restart, he sent that fella sightseeing down the backstretch. Meanwhile Fred was in the pits mad enough to drink boiling water and piss ice cubes. By the time that driver came in on the wrecker (Pictured) Fred was waiting with a jack handle.
Some folks are all bark and no bite. Fred skipped the barking altogether and tried to Chipper Jones the man’s head. To this day, I’m thankful that fella fell and Daddy missed. Everybody was out of line that night, us included. But when you’ve poured your blood, sweat, tears, and every spare dollar into something, watching it get destroyed for nothing can make common sense leave the premises.
Luckily, Fred didn’t get hauled off. He did however get his own personal Georgia State Patrol chauffeur around the pits for the next 45 minutes. Great times!
