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🌊SEA OPENING TIMES🌊
Today we will be opening the sea at:
Whitstable - 1400-1500
Margate - 1600-1900
Broadstairs - 1500-2000
Dungeness - 1400-1600
Dymchurch - 1400-1730
No paddleboarding permitted as may interrupt tackling of international crises
cc. British foreign office
In many respects, we can view the last 24 hours as a great success.
Not least the fact that Mr Grayling has been elected to the US Congress quite by accident simply by plugging the fax back in and turning it on and off again
Now. How do you spell IMPEACHMENT?
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(We've been locked out of the administration portakabin)
#Grayling
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Very sorry for your loss godfather of Kentish Independence (of Kent) @michaelgove
#Diplomacy
(We've been locked out of the administration portakabin)
#Grayling
Very sorry for your loss godfather of Kentish Independence (of Kent) @michaelgove
#Diplomacy
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We have today passed a law that enables us to tax anybody who has at any point lived in Kent under the name "Nigel Farage" to the tune of £5m
It is entirely down to Essex what course of action they decide to take but we won't hold our breath
#ClearAction
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As is widely acknowledged, we rarely interfere in the politics of our so-called former colonial masters BUT...
On this occasion, we are delighted to endorse this candidate in his bid to clean up Clacton
#CorruptionEruption
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Do you own the cafe through a complex series of shell companies in the Cayman islands though Nige? Seems the most likely explanation all things considered
Kent has withdrawn from the IOC as a consequence of this decision
#Scandalous
The IOC Executive Board has provisionally lifted the suspension of the Russian Olympic Committee. Recommendations to International Federations with regard to Russian athletes’ participation are no longer applicable.
Read: oly.ch/3QZyYfO
As is widely acknowledged, we rarely interfere in the politics of our so-called former colonial masters BUT...
On this occasion, we are delighted to endorse this candidate in his bid to clean up Clacton
#CorruptionEruption
We have today passed a law that enables us to tax anybody who has at any point lived in Kent under the name "Nigel Farage" to the tune of £5m
It is entirely down to Essex what course of action they decide to take but we won't hold our breath
#ClearAction
We note that our so-called former colonial masters have today announced a ban on social media for u16s
As you might expect, we will go further and ban social media for those that think and behave like u16s
@reformparty_uk & @RestoreBritain voters are hereby barred
📵
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Our analysis of history suggest a certain air of inevitability that earth’s first trillionaire would be a race-baiting imbecile with not a care about the world’s poorest
That is surely the end point of the American dream
#Seriousobservation
Our analysis of history suggest a certain air of inevitability that earth’s first trillionaire would be a race-baiting imbecile with not a care about the world’s poorest
That is surely the end point of the American dream
#Seriousobservation
We look forward to a day of D Day commentary from those on the far right who celebrate protests where Nazi salutes are thrown at police.
Kent remains proudly anti-Nazi, 81 years on.
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We note with some amusement the comments of popular idiot Mr Vance.
Only a man elected in the worlds most historically racist nation where hundreds are legally killed every day with machine guns could be so bold
#UnitedStatesOfSimpletons
Henry Nowak died the same way a civilization dies: abandoned, handcuffed by authorities who neither trusted nor cared for him, and accused of hate crimes he did not commit. His murder is as tragic as it is enraging. He should still be alive today, and he would be if the last few generations of European elites had stood their ground against the politics of self-hatred and the mass invasion of migrants, many of whom despise the West and the people who love it.
Henry was far from the first to so needlessly lose his life, and I fear he won’t be the last. Each time a life like his is lost, the proper response—the only response—is righteous anger. One of the most important things the Trump administration has proven to the world is that stopping the flow of mass migration and defending national sovereignty is a matter of political will and leadership. Anything else is an excuse.
It is because we love the West that we want to preserve it. We love our civilization. We love our country. We love our children. And nobody—nobody—should ever die the way that Henry Nowak died. May God comfort those who loved him, and may God rest his soul.
We note with some amusement the comments of popular idiot Mr Vance.
Only a man elected in the worlds most historically racist nation where hundreds are legally killed every day with machine guns could be so bold
#UnitedStatesOfSimpletons
Henry Nowak died the same way a civilization dies: abandoned, handcuffed by authorities who neither trusted nor cared for him, and accused of hate crimes he did not commit. His murder is as tragic as it is enraging. He should still be alive today, and he would be if the last few generations of European elites had stood their ground against the politics of self-hatred and the mass invasion of migrants, many of whom despise the West and the people who love it.
Henry was far from the first to so needlessly lose his life, and I fear he won’t be the last. Each time a life like his is lost, the proper response—the only response—is righteous anger. One of the most important things the Trump administration has proven to the world is that stopping the flow of mass migration and defending national sovereignty is a matter of political will and leadership. Anything else is an excuse.
It is because we love the West that we want to preserve it. We love our civilization. We love our country. We love our children. And nobody—nobody—should ever die the way that Henry Nowak died. May God comfort those who loved him, and may God rest his soul.
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Apropos nothing in particular, we are delighted to announce that President Trump will adorn our 1 Cobnut note in recognition of, well, a number of things.
First day issue notes will be available* by fax as is the standard means for distribution of Kentish banknotes (of Kent)
Trump’s Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent on the Trump administration’s plans for a new $250 bill featuring Donald Trump:
“At present, no living person can be on U.S. currency…So right now, there’s proposed legislation in front of the house, in front of the senate, to change the first requirement so that a living person, Donald J. Trump, could be on the $250 bill. So it’s all in the hands of, it’s all up on Capitol Hill. So, at treasury, we prepare things in advance”
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Apropos nothing in particular, we are delighted to announce that President Trump will adorn our 1 Cobnut note in recognition of, well, a number of things.
First day issue notes will be available* by fax as is the standard means for distribution of Kentish banknotes (of Kent)
Trump’s Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent on the Trump administration’s plans for a new $250 bill featuring Donald Trump:
“At present, no living person can be on U.S. currency…So right now, there’s proposed legislation in front of the house, in front of the senate, to change the first requirement so that a living person, Donald J. Trump, could be on the $250 bill. So it’s all in the hands of, it’s all up on Capitol Hill. So, at treasury, we prepare things in advance”