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$AAPL | $SPCX | $NVDA Investor | Smart thirdworlder | Zimbabwean AF !🇿🇼 | Outsmarting the first world daily

San Pedro Garza García, México
Joined August 2024
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Not politics, just facts. Every African needs to read "How Europe Underdeveloped Africa"by Walter Rodney
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Who knew that small boy from Glenview would one day be managing brands, events and picking international artists at the airport? Haaa chakaipa chimufana ichi! Proud 🥹🔥
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He collected enough birthday money to cover his bail for all of next year. At the rate his criminal cases are piling up, it’s a smart investment.
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Chero mukati maturity inini I am not comfortable with a lover who will be flirting with people on social media zvichinzi ma jokes banter...Haa I would rather be called immature 😆🤣😂
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I have exactly $1.3 million. My lawyers and management team will be contacting you.
KAROI FARM FOR SALE | US$1.4 Million | 862 Hectares | Title Deeds Prime established tobacco farm in the heart of Zimbabwe’s tobacco belt, Mashonaland West (Hurungwe District). 🇿🇼🚜🚬 Strategic Location - ~205 km from Harare (approx. 3.5 hrs via A1 Highway) - ~287 km from Lusaka (approx. 6 hrs drive) - ~150 km from Chirundu border post (Zambia) Perfectly positioned for efficient logistics to both domestic and regional markets. Key Infrastructure Highlights - 24 conventional tobacco barns + Chongololo curing facility - Centre pivot irrigation system - Dam + reservoirs + 2 boreholes (with underground main line) - Extensive staff accommodation (dozens of houses + quarters) - 9-room main farmhouse + additional housing - 100 kVA + 10 kVA generators + main-line electricity - Workshop, farm shop, grading sheds, fuel tanks - MF 460 tractor included This is a turnkey opportunity with serious production capacity already in place. Serious buyers only. Contact Tatenda: +263-771-063-385
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After work is work
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Alpha's car better than a Tesla
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The real problem is a government that has turned citizens into a revenue source instead of creating an environment where they can prosper. Corruption, looting, unexplained wealth, poor governance and misplaced priorities are costing Zimbabweans their livelihoods. Ordinary people are squeezed from every direction while accountability remains elusive.
I don’t think there’s another country that works this hard to make life difficult for its own citizens like Zimbabwe does. 95% import duty, ridiculous fuel prices, expensive change of ownership fees, unreasonable insurance and road tax, then police roadblocks making your life miserable. Tell me, why does simply owning a car feel like a crime? 😭🇿🇼
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He chose to park on a yellow line and open his door on the road
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I have just bought my self an electric bike...This thing is powerful more than I thought.. Maroads dai vachigadzirisawo ma potholes
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Alpha's car better than a Tesla
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Phishing question of the day Which of these two Microsoft sign-in pages is legitimate? Left or right
🤖 Made with AI
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That "Im not your father" line brought out the Zim in him😅
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AS A MATTER OF FACT....   The NRZ has taken note of a social media post circulating regarding its Bulawayo–Victoria Falls passenger train service. (1/4)
Victoria Falls to Bulawayo should take just one hour by bullet train. Instead, the journey currently takes three days. This is the legacy Alan Smith left us with, and ZANU-PF has failed to modernise & upgrade the country's railway infrastructure. After all these years in power, where is the development? Zimbabwe deserves better!
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Replying to @BornfaceBandaa
Yes, Zimbabwe fathers are present so why must a man do their job for their daughters?
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That "Im not your father" line brought out the Zim in him😅
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Nyamadrive 3 OUT NOW on all dsps
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Mind you, your face is 50% teeth.
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