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The Comedians Comedy Festival for going on 25 years!

Boston, MA
Joined July 2015
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Yodelers at a Swiss festival were forced to sing in fountains because of the heat. To me, this sounds like somebody tried to drown the yodelers.
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Headline: Man proposes to his girlfriend during a 69-car pileup in South Carolina. Sounds like somebody needed an alibi.
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A woman in Florida was arrested for hearding goats through Walmart while drinking margaritas. Everone knows you herd goats at the dollar store.
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Check out Boston Comedy Festival's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZPLS94aeW/
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Studies have proven that praise rather than criticism is the best way to help employees improve. I think the person who did this survey should be fired.
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According to a study, 1 in 3 children can use a tablet before learning to speak. That's OK. Because speech will not be useful to their robot overlords.
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66% of US millennials have no retirement savings. So, 66% of US millennials are comedians?
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Fun fact: You shed pounds of dead skin every year. Fun or disgusting? You decide. 😂 #DryBarComedy #CleanComedy #WaitForIt @drybarcomedy
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🚨 Boston Comedy Festival turns 25! 🎉🎤 April 1st–5th, we’re bringing top comedians, local legends & a National Headliner to Boston’s best venues. Get your tickets now & let’s make comedy history! #BostonComedyFestival #StandUp #Comedy thanks to @realornoreelz on youtube for having me on the podcast!
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BEST OF THE BOSTON COMEDY FESTIVAL: April 5 Comedy Gives Back Fire Fund, providing crucial support to comedians affected by the devastating fires in Los Angeles shorturl.at/r1OD1
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Coca-Cola only sold 25 bottles the first year but kept going. Never give up. Stick to your dreams and someday you can also cause diabetes.
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If your clothes shrink too small soak them in hot water. Another thing you can try is to lay off the potato chips.
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*More people are killed by donkeys each year than by airplanes. If you sit next to a donkey on an airplane, you are screwed.
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The phrase "I don't give a f**k” originated in 1790. If only a phrase could describe how I felt about this fact.
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The Ancient Romans worshiped a sewer goddess, a toilet god, and a god of excrement. I guess it was tough to get prune juice.
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