Brian Engler

Our son misinterpreting Steph’s “night night” gesture

If I had a Tesla, I would trust it’s autopilot until the day I die

Gordon Hayward is out with a foot. Gordon Hayward is without a foot. Gordon Hayward is out a foot.

Over the course of a US president’s term, just their hair is supposed to get whiter, not their entire damn country. #EndTheBan

Teacher: Recency Bias is the tendency to overvalue current info and ignore historical context. Me: That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.

Trump gets burned by sun, tweets: "Sun is overrated. Not that hot. More like a 4. Hardly even a star. Still mad about last eclipse. Sad."

@AmosBarshad Loved your article on the Wu, but after reading it I certainly didn't see this coming: tinyurl.com/krs646y

My wife made me dress and take the gimp. Thanks for the World Series tix Kimmel. #closetgimp #redsoxtalk

Represented boston tonite on the scavenger hunt on Kimmel. My gimp Gary got loose, so wife is the easy choice for the tix we won #closetgimp

I don't like when the score of a game is 0-0 and the announcer says "still no score." That IS the score. I probably watch too much sports.

Brighton fire is on 169 chestnut hill ave. looks like Bocca Bueno, our friend George's place, is now gone.

Hank Williams jr comparing Obama to hitler is about as wrong as comparing Hank Williams jr to Hank Williams.

While it may be acceptable to be "knee deep" in a task, being "elbow deep" in it implies something much more graphic and horrible

If Apple made a human body it would have one hole that would do everything