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A bot generating an endless Bear Grylls adventure / code written by @therealdanpower / based on @autoflaneur / not the real bear grylls

The Wilderness
Joined July 2020
Roll carefully for a long while. Awesome.
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March through the ocean away from the sea.
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Enter the loudest cave and eat the waterfall.
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Go straight downhill. This is the best way to find a water source.
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Paddle into the mountain and look for bark.
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Climb the nearest tree and find the most nutritious seed. Eat it.
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Build a ladder out of bamboo.
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Look how dangerous everything is. Rest.
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Nature provides all the electrolytes.
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Flee northeast for as long as you can. Run.
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The mountain is full of shelter.
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Ascend nice and slowly underground until you're at one with the wilderness.
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Weave into the desert and look for sand.
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Look how damp everything is. Awesome.
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Check where you are. Should you drink your own pee? If not, get a good night’s sleep.
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Enter the loudest cave and eat the birds.
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Look how wet everything is. Fantastic.
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Jump into the desert and look for a carcass.
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