Matthew Bower

The incident in the forest match today shows how foolish the offside rule is with not putting the flag up straight away. Players slamming into the post and getting injured because of this is not okay. Another senseless rule change.

I’m just going to walk over to a neighbours house, smash the door in, sit on their sofa and say ‘piss off this is my living room now. You’re allowed the bedroom but I now own this.’ I’m not really because that would be mental right?

Congratulations America you have elected the world’s biggest moron to start WW3. Absolute cretins.

There’s one for the Everton fans that travelled to the train station just to shout and slag off their own players. I hope they are relegated.

Haha oh dear ⁦@JamesCleverly⁩ that’s not ideal when your bullsh*t get fact checked by X is it?

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Hey everyone! As I embark on the week that will end in a 20 mile training run it would be nice if I could get a little closer to my target. I am £79 away from my target so if anyone can help it will really help boost me on in these final weeks of training. Cheers x

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Really irritating that during #BBCMOTD I have to change the volume level about 15 times. Commentary really quiet then deafeningly loud when the music clips come on. Sort it out.

What is it about if you tweet about #loveisland you have to talk like a complete bellend? Yes I do realise I am tweeting about #loveisland and yes I am a bellend

Worth travelling to @EssexCricket today in the hope tonights game will be on?

Oh what an interesting league the SPL is. Said no one. EVER.