Uncanny Valley Gorls
Joined February 2024
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#foodiebeauty: May your diaper leak, your luggage never arrive, and your return ticket turn out to be fake. I can’t wait for your husband to see how you’ve grown as a person over the last year!
#FoodieBeauty: They say if you turn off the lights, light three candles, and whisper his name into a mirror, absolutely nothing happens.
#QUIRKYLOVEROSEE: SHE'S SHAKING UP!!
Eat your heart out Brenda.
NEW VID:
youtu.be/90t040f6jwA
I’m going straight to hell because I thought this was MFW for a split second.
If I don’t go to hell for that reason, it’s definitely because I told my mom I was going to see On Golden Pond, but it was actually Porky’s.
🤣🤣🤣 OH, GIVE ME A BREAK!
Patricia “Tan Mom” Krentcil claims ICE agents nearly put her in handcuffs because her famously dark tan made her a target.
MA’AM. 💀🤣
You look like you fell asleep in a tanning bed during the Reagan administration and woke up in 2026.
Now we're supposed to believe ICE mistook you for an illegal immigrant because of your tan?
I'm calling BULLSH*T. 😂
Over 76% of removed videos on YouTube are first flagged by AI rather than human reports. Don’t take it personal the odds are against a snitcheroo.
#foodiebeauty has had a slightly dark spot there since Kuwait. This is what happens Brenda when you're opening every package with your dirty chicklets.
Yeah. Brushing your teeth will totally solve that problem.
#FoodieBeauty
*credit to bbq chillin
#FoodieBeauty picked a fight with a seatbelt,
blamed the entire car,
and denied knowing an avocado she likes.
New vid: youtu.be/8x5vUqebu6k
🤖 Made with AI
Just an FYI, I don’t mention reactors on my channel and if I do, it’s to talk about how goddamn funny they are.
I stick to ball bags and nose picking. I worked hard to lower this bar. Please don’t trip over it. 💖🐕 LY!
#FoodieBeauty heard another woman posted about her poosay and demanded supporting documentation.
Girl, eat your meat pie.
NEW VID: youtu.be/EZq6Dxij9Xg
