LP porridge · Oct 16, 2026 · 11:07 AM UTC

LP porridge

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@porridgeorgeOct 16

i can't stop laughing 😭

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pagliacci the hated 🌝 · Sep 15, 2026 · 12:57 AM UTC

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pagliacci the hated 🌝

@SlatzismSep 15

lmao some Indian tourists are posting videos from Serbia and Albanians are in the comments pretending to be Serbian and telling them to stay in Serbia, while Serbians are in the comments pretending to be Albanian and inviting them to move to Albania. and these guys have no idea about the Balkan race war they’ve just unleashed and they’re just cluelessly liking all the comments

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LuBu.🪁🎐🪻 · Sep 2, 2026 · 10:29 PM UTC

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LuBu.🪁🎐🪻@LuBu0072Sep 2

I been on the floor for 10 minutes 😭

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Abdulrahman · Sep 4, 2026 · 12:06 AM UTC

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Abdulrahman@xf12_Sep 4

يعني بلعبة يمديك تحط فيها كل خيالاتك قررت تاخذ ازيرا

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no context CS2 · Aug 29, 2026 · 1:07 PM UTC

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no context CS2

@nocontextcs2_Aug 29

first time i ever heard a russian scream in genuine fear

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maddy · Aug 27, 2026 · 12:11 PM UTC

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maddy@catgirlprostateAug 27

How the hell are you supposed to talk about the two illegal Israeli run bio labs in the US that both had COVID samples without sounding like a psychotic conspiracy brained nazi

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Proxuhs · Jul 21, 2026 · 7:27 PM UTC

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Proxuhs@ProxuhsJul 21

barely get to last, cant handle 14 sensitivity, cant reload.. Who Am I

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＊ · Jul 15, 2026 · 7:44 PM UTC

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＊@jaraaxzJul 15

🤧 xitter.gq/jaraaxzclips/status/20…

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Mukachi no Ōu🔻 · Mar 22, 2026 · 5:42 PM UTC

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Mukachi no Ōu🔻@ashita_valdezMar 22

"Every Fajr that arrives after a night of sin is a second chance"

Mayowa Sheikhspeare@CoveredInWordsMar 22

Yes, but let me explain further. I believe in Allah who built second chances into the architecture of existence itself. Every Fajr that arrives after a night of sin is a second chance.

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dane 🚩 · Mar 4, 2026 · 2:19 AM UTC

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@buckadeathMar 4

Dollars not getting even a nanosecond of airtime

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@moshepargodMar 3

הפרגוד: הצדיק רבי דב קוק יורה דולרים לקהל הרחב

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waylonz · Feb 20, 2026 · 7:19 AM UTC

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waylonz@wazhlonFeb 20

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Tony Montana · Feb 17, 2026 · 4:05 PM UTC

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There were American soldiers throwing dogs off cliffs in Iraq, because they were “Muslim dogs”.

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silencee · Feb 17, 2026 · 10:20 AM UTC

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silencee@SilenceeXD_Feb 17

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alexandria☀️ · Feb 8, 2026 · 8:34 PM UTC

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alexandria☀️@parvo_dogFeb 8

she accidentally left a 2 day worn sock in my bed after the bar last night 👀

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Slick · Jan 22, 2026 · 4:56 PM UTC

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Slick

@NickStillHereJan 22

This tweet racist as hell but I'm cryin lmfaooooo

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@BowTiedRangerJan 21

They’re developing a resistance to cold weather. Concerning.

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ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ · Jan 19, 2026 · 6:55 PM UTC

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ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ@O14Jan 19

I JUST HIT THE BEST SHOT ON THE NEW MAP FOR MY FIRST IN @ioNOddities

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Kyle Kushblasta · Jan 6, 2026 · 12:49 AM UTC

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Kyle Kushblasta@SkinnyTunaJan 6

keep saying "type poop" to my kindergarteners when they say some real crap and now some parents are mad at me because their kids are saying "type poop" outside of school. frankly not sure i see the issue

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