Brainy Orthodox Muslim

The Orthodox Muslim CALLS OUT Fresh & Fit After Reacting to a Viral Clip of a Girl Who Couldn't Name Three Countries, Questioning Why They Invite Uninformed Women on Just to Embarrass Them. 👀💀 “What Was the Point of Fresh & Fit?”

The Orthodox Muslim Says Libya Was BETTER OFF Under Muammar Gaddafi Despite Calling Him a Dictator, Reminiscing About How Libya Used to Be the “Dubai of North Africa,” Had Enormous Wealth and Global Influence, but Has Struggled With Instability and Decline Since Gaddafi Was Overthrown in 2011. 🇱🇾👀 “We Had America as Our Submissive Slaves Almost. We Were Literally Kings!”

The Orthodox Muslim WARNS Itachi to Stay Away From Her Manager Maleek, Then GOES OFF on Him for Allegedly Spreading False Rumors About Him and Others, While DENYING Maleek’s Claims That He Used to Be His Manager. 😭💀 He Calls Maleek a “Subhuman” and Says Having a Manager While Doing Dawah Is “The Most Retarded Thing I’ve Ever Heard of in My Life.” “I Have Never Had a Manager, Nor Will I Ever Have a Manager!”

The Orthodox Muslim Gets SHOCKED After a Pakistani Woman Promotes Her Book Titled “Sex, Drugs, and the Quran” and Calls the Quran the Most Rock and Roll Thing Ever. 😭💀 “What in the World Is Going On?!”

The Orthodox Muslim Gets SCARED After Imitating a Sikh Indian Accent and Saying the Religious Phrase “Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa” Without Knowing What It Means, Then Looks It Up to See if He Accidentally Committed Kufr. 😭💀 "Did I Just Commit Kufr by Accident? Astaghfirullah!"

The Orthodox Muslim Breaks Down the Hadith About Prophet Muhammad (ﷺ) Being Commanded to Fight People Until They Testify That There Is No God but Allah, Explaining Why Fighting and Killing Are NOT the Same Thing. 👀☪️ “That Doesn’t Mean You Behave Like a Barbarian. Fighting Is One Thing, Killing Is Another! In Islam, We Believe in Both Offensive and Defensive Jihad!”

The Orthodox Muslim Gets Asked if He Waxes His Chest. 😭💀 “Do I Look Like I Wax My Chest?”

The Orthodox Muslim Reacts to A Shia Repeatedly Calling Out “Ya Ali” During a Plane Emergency and Says It’s Shirk Because Only Allah Should Be Called Upon for Help. 👀☪️ “Wallahi, Billahi, This Is Shirk!”