@BrandonDonkey2

Single Dad Of 2 Teen Boys-Carpenter-Custom Home Builder-BSA Troop 121 ASM-Home Chef-Cigars-Protector-Prepper-Be Hard to Kill-Pronouns 5.56/.223

 behind enemy lines in CA
Joined July 2023
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Killing Pretty - A Choose Your Own Adventure Mystery Part 3 Suddenly your palms are sweaty. Your grip weakens. You almost drop your phone. “Excuse me?” you stammer. You’re not sure you heard her right. A letter from Jack? That’s not possible. 1/
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Temu Safety Crew 1. Backup landing mat guy who goes by Wavy Gravy. Activated only if the Stunt-Retard falls a second time. 2. Safety Coordinator goes by Pauly Meatballs. Has confirmed that safety did not occur. 2.5 Primary Landing Chad. Legally blind but has a van.
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GM Happy Navy Day
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Donk's Don't Watch This:
Nitro Circus
@NitroCircusOct 26
Wheelchair athlete vs the loop of death… The loop doesn’t play nice 😳
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Wisconsin Family
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The Milwaukee Brewers right now
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I love watching a team win by playing small ball. #Brewers
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Continuing with this week's theme of appetizers, my sister made loaded nachos Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
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🔥 Dirts Burner 🔥
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anyone that knows me I don’t like to brag but HOLY SHIT this was one of the best meals i’ve ever made. may have even been better than chipotle!! the cilantro lime rice really hit the spot! be eating good next 2 nights!! I gotta do it #mfermeals @BrandonDonkey2
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BrainM
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Seared and baked. Then fried same veggies as they asked
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I love left-on-left violence
Erich Hartmann
@erichhartmannOct 25
This is the most amazing video you will watch today. Enjoy 😘
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I told you guys it wouldn't last.
TMZ
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Chrishell Stause and G Flip breakup was initiated by singer. Exclusive: tmz.com/2026/10/26/g-flip-en…
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Big Papa King@bnlking18h
#twittersupperclub #mfermeals @four4thefire @BrandonDonkey2
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GM Happy National Pumpkin Day
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Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
Free State of Galveston@Michael33428419Oct 26
Pastrami, ham, and provolone toasted on a hoagie.
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Write Girl Problems@WriteGrlProbsOct 26
Birfday dinner! #TwitterSupperClub #MFerMeals
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This week's dinner theme... appetizers! Tonight I went Italian (kind of) appetizer platter: mozzarella sticks, fried ravioli, chicken fingers and bruschetta with homemade marinara mother fuckers.
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M D Campbell 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@MCampbell1041Oct 26
My inexpert attempt at ratatouille tonight.
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Because there taste buds have died and they've given up on being happy.
Miles Commodore
@miles_commodoreOct 25
Why do so many older people drink their coffee black?
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Phoenix Luddite@phoenix_v_ashesOct 25
Side for the week. Roasted sweet potatoes with cinnamon Pecans, drizzle pure maple syrup and pecarrinno Romano cheese.
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There was a black bear sighting in my town last night... on my street... right in front of my house.
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I left my grocery shopping list at home on the kitchen counter but remembered every single item on the list.
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