Breakfast Carrot retweeted
Per chris long, the ravens drafted 36 offensive weapons (rb, wr, te) since 2019. Only 4 of them are still playing😭
Bro fire EDC why the FUCK ARE WE TRADING FOR A BUM ASS BACK UP QB JUST TANK THE SEASON
During a busy QB day, it now includes a QB trade, with Jacoby Brissett headed to the #Ravens to become their starter soon enough.
He rejoins his former QB coach in Arizona, Israel Woolfork, and will arrive with hopes of keeping Baltimore afloat.
I’ve been a fan of Marlon since we drafted him, but the last 2-3 years have really soured any sort of positive view I had on him.
As a player, as a person, I’ve never seen someone go so far downhill like him.
And to think I almost bought his jersey back in 2023 🥱
Tone Deaf, selfish, doubled down on being a clown.
Like maybe look at yourself and the fucking team instead of blaming fans for expecting something worthwhile out of you.
Marlon Humphrey says Baltimore Ravens fans are always “freaking out” and complaining about losses, revealing that someone even told him after a victory that they almost lost noting that it’s starting to become “infectious”
Marlon: "When are they not freaking out to be honest? I've won a ball game and you know what someone said? They told me, y'all almost lost today. Like, did we win or not?”
Marlon: "[Anthony] Weaver [Ravens Defensive Coordinator] said something, one of the guys came in and was like, yeah man, it's really not healthy, the stigma that's like placed on us from our own, from our own fans."
Host: "You gotta let them know sometimes, bro. Especially out here [Baltimore], bro, they're so Vociferous."
Marlon: "I'm like, I don't really care to do that, but it is somewhat, it's possibly become infectious."
Marlon: "Actually, I don't really care that much to really be like actually caring, but some people really do."
(via @marlon_humphrey) [CulturedUpdatez]
Breakfast Carrot retweeted
That Marlon Humphrey clip is the nail in the coffin for the fanbase.
Not sure it was salvageable before, but responding to the allegations of not being serious by continuing to not be serious was certainly a choice.
Breakfast Carrot retweeted
If Talarico wins Texas I will kill and eat Liberty Biberty live on MySpace
Google is now threatening America's schools, saying they will turn off their core search functions if schools choose to entirely block AI.
nytimes.com/2026/11/03/us/go…
I don’t wanna see Justice Hill do ANYTHING, on TNF except Pass Block on the Left side of the Line behind Simpson.
Give Joey Fag’s an extra second or two in the pocket and he will cook
Breakfast Carrot retweeted
Wrote in Joe Fagnano for Governor of Maryland
Poll worker told me he wasn’t on the ballot. I told her he wasn’t supposed to be the Ravens starting QB either
She started crying, stood up, and led the entire polling station in the national anthem
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