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@BreeEssrig

It’s a business doing pleasure with you 💋

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined March 2009
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Asking the karaoke guy if I can do the “I am your mother” monologue from Hereditary
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that dream that starts 10 minutes before you have to get up
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Pancho@mybadbrahOct 26
Dr. Pepper will see you now
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matt bernstein@mattxiv10 Feb 2022
what the hell are straight people talking about
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Dom@dommydescovyOct 24
Me after spreading my hole open at the orgy
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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
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@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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erin chack@ErinChackOct 22
My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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new extremely load bearing post just dropped
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dropchris1000@dropchris1000Oct 21
Watching a porno filmed in the back of a Domino’s and just saw myself through that little window walking in to order a pizza
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Hoodville
@Hoodville_Oct 20
When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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When ur masturbating but then remember it’s for content and u have to look sexy while you get off. 👺
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tori@fakeplasticboneOct 19
*getting tickled* okay bro stop lest the monster comes forth
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It’s always his shirt ripping but never his pants like lemme see that big green cock
Marvel Replica (@MarvelReplica) profile pictureMarvel Replica
@MarvelReplicaOct 17
Spider-Man Brand New Day (2026)
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maya@mayapo1ogiesOct 19
just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
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肉魂菩薩@anrxcangel1997Oct 18
lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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エイラ (@eiraflame0) profile pictureエイラ
@eiraflame0Oct 12
どの体型の男性と結婚したい？
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Me mistaking politeness for affection and desire for friendship
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@HumanityChadJul 19
A bear mistakes the vet's attempt to measure its body for a hug 🥹
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will 🔮@wylbitesOct 14
was getting my cooter touched on and this guy goes ‘this feels like petting a stingray’ girl fuck you
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لا حولَ@IdgafwarvetOct 13
No sorry I can’t hang out I have to get really sad in my room later
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sıla@criterionhouseOct 13
remembering the day i downloaded letterboxd and marked every movie i’d ever watched as watched
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ameera@sexocismOct 12
i genuinely hate that this is my type of humor
𝘓𝘌𝘕𝘊𝘐 (@BALENClAGAZ) profile picture𝘓𝘌𝘕𝘊𝘐@BALENClAGAZOct 12
When they discover a cure for blindness:
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