(Local) Emmy Nominated Producer, Writer, Comedian & Comic Editor | For Duty and Humanity | Prev: @NYCMayorsOffice, @Marvel & more | They/He
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“Liz Lemon, this is Dan Houseman.”
“It’s Danhausen.”
“Whatever his name is, I gave him 5 dollars to curse Martin Lawrence in 1996 and I’ve been on top ever since”
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So many people falling into Cenk Uygur’s trap — giving his vile antisemitic ad infinitely more views than it would otherwise get by sharing it in order to condemn it.
You can speak out against antisemitism without doing the antisemites’ jobs for them.
I can’t believe people who would rather win a Twitter argument than an election.
The DSA National Political Committee has voted to unendorse and expel Nithya Raman
She has until October 31 to express clear direct support for BDS to retain endorsement, and until January 1 to condemn weapon shipments for Israel out of LAX to remain a member of DSA
Both resolutions are linked below
.@Marvel see if you can get it down to 92.
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The people who think wages are too high and guns are too hard to get can’t stand her.
The AI companies running amok and the data center objectophiles shake when they see her coming.
She is @KathyHochul… the most quietly effective governor in the nation.
Tom Brennan retweeted
He blew up a hospital, Joseph.
Joe Mazzulla believes Joker is misunderstood:
“I don't think he was as bad as people made him out to be. I don't think Batman was as good as we made him out to be.”
(via @whitenoisepod_)
I’m fine with this so long as it’s not streaming or airing anywhere.
Chuck Todd, Chris Cillizza to host live election night broadcast axios.com/2026/10/26/chuck-t…
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As a lifelong Democrat, the Republican Party has left me no choice but to continue voting for Democrats.
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Love seeing kids get into the Halloween spirit.
His Spineless Congressman costume was great too.
I’m not a parent, and I don’t like judging parents. I haven’t been in their shoes, who am I to judge?
This is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever read.
Tom Brennan retweeted
Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff
Zemo, Agatha, Red Hulk, Bullseye, Moonstone and Ultron.
The ‘THUNDERBOLTS*’ sequel will reportedly introduce a new Thunderbolts team.
(via thecosmiccircus.com/daredevi…)
Obviously a lot could happen between now and Election Day, but Michigan is gonna be an interesting test case for my “Democrats should always run hot people” theory.
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The Bills may have a bye. Democracy doesn’t.
Early voting polls are open until 5 PM today. Go vote!
findmypollsite.vote.nyc
Eddie Murphy had all the preconditions for a Hollywood tragedy - rocket ship to fame at a young age in the 1980s - and yet he’s led a pretty normal (for Hollywood) life tells you about his discipline and maturity.
Eddie Murphy says a single encounter with Pauly Shore at the comedy club made him stop taking Percocet forever.
“I turned 30, I smoked weed, and I had one time in my twenties where I went to the dentist and the dentist gave me a Percocet.”
“I remember I was sitting at the dining room table and I said, 'I feel good.' And Fruity, who worked for me, was like, 'Yeah, that's them Percocet, man.' I was like, 'Really?' So I finished that prescription.”
“You know what made me stop taking them? And he don't even know this story. I was at the Comedy Store, and I had taken a Percocet and smoked a joint.”
“Pauly Shore came up to me, who owns the Comedy Store, comedian, and he was like, 'Hey, you don't even look like yourself tonight.' And I was like, 'Really? Who do I look like?' And he said, 'Some other dude.' Walked away, and I was like, 'Yeah, I ain't fucking with this no more.'”