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Guitarist for Affiance and Be Here Now. Author of #DUDEWHATSTOURLIKE. Still waiting to go viral.

Joined April 2009
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If Britney Spears was from the Midwest: “Ope, I did it again”🎶
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My wife got hit on by another guy named Brett while picking up food from a restaurant that I frequent and it’s got me wondering if I’m the only me out there
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Michael Jackson was so bad that he sang a song about it.
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alexa; ask skynet to launch judgment day
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Cases vs. Testing The number of cases is going up much more dramatically than testing.
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I think some Christians would support Satan himself if he said he was against abortion and homosexuality. – at North Carolina, USA
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When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … Matthew 6:5
Presidential spiritual adviser Paula White is currently leading an impassioned prayer service in an effort to secure Trump's reelection.
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When the power goes out and, for a second, you think all your adult responsibilities go with it
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Me after just finishing a cup of coffee: I could really use a cup of coffee.
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Small reminder of how small we are and not to tweet when you’re drunk👍🏻
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Anyone watching the debate? Me neither.
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Ok.
Pat Robertson reports that he has been told by God that Trump will win reelection ... and it will bring about the beginning of the End Times. bit.ly/35gnxV5
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Me when I tell my nurses I’m going on break and they joke that I’m not allowed.
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Asteroid 2018VP1, a refrigerator-sized space-rock, is hurtling towards us at more than 40,000 km/hr. It may buzz-cut Earth on Nov 2, the day before the Presidential Election. It’s not big enough to cause harm. So if the World ends in 2020, it won’t be the fault of the Universe.
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