I’m a hypocrite and I love Love Island. Thats all you need to know about me.
Austin, TX
Joined March 2009
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Are they looking at the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good, and Want To Do Other Things Good Too?
Door dash has to lose so much money by people just stealing orders, like there’s no repercussions and you can’t even rescind a tip lol
My Twitter is so cursed to the point where I can’t even open it in public anymore omg is this my fault
I am unabashedly an ozempic girly. I just like, don’t care? I feel like people ask me how I lost weight to try and test me or see how I’ll try to twist it but I always just say ozempic lmao like I feel like it’s so obvious. Who cares??
No one is ever ready for the bandwidth of anything. Makeup brands and ticket sellers are never ready for the volume of traffic, #Netflix can’t handle #TysonPaul, like why doesn’t anyone prepare for this shit. Anticipate the volume and double it
This literally happened to me, I’m scared what does this mean
Yall I told my best friend I was going to post something cringe on instagram and she said “block me before you do that” lmfaooooo she’s so real
Ordered an Uber comfort, as I do, and selected quiet preferred, as I do
Y’all. The guy CONFIRMED with me that I wanted him to be quiet omg. Sooo defeats the purpose dude I was like “oh no I just do whatever the default is I don’t know?” 😭😭😭
The way Joey CANNOT FATHOM Grace liking a black man over him is… scary… he’s gotten into with Omar, Blade, Josh AND Reuben like it’s giving one sided!!!!! #LoveIsland