Former sports writer, husband to @halvyhockeymom, dad to @ZachHalverson & @thomashalvers13. Hypocrisy knows no party. 🇺🇸🇮🇱

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Joined June 2009
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And the play is to home ... Out there. Out there! Kent Hrbek and Brian Harper turned one of the biggest double plays in baseball history on this date in 1991
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How do I cancel my 72 hour old DAZN subscription
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Temu Larry Bird
Let’s be honest… Michael Jordan walks into this room and wants a seat. Who’s getting kicked out of theirs? 👀
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It worked, as always. 🤷🏻‍♂️
Mammoth know the key to winning this game is putting the #mnwild on the PP. Clever strategy.
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Mammoth know the key to winning this game is putting the #mnwild on the PP. Clever strategy.
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North Dakotans tonight …
The rumored Blackhawks Hometown Remix design according to @The_JerseyNerds and @icethetics Greeeeeeen and off-white/cream
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They can pack an arena now.
I realize the Red Wings are a total mess right now. No idea they were leaving Detroit and moving to Warroad.
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Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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Nobody gives a fuck.
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I know where I’d begin the investigation …
I have never wanted to fart in an elevator more...
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Jesus how long does it take you guys to eat
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Just as everyone predicted. Go cash those tickets, folks.
The Minnesota Vikings are the last undefeated team in the NFL (6-0)
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Quinn Hughes scores his third goal of the season to make it a 3-0 game with 7:05 left in the second period. This marks Hughes' 500th career point (69-431=500). #mnwild
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LOL, Canucks fans!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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This episode earned every accolade it was given. Brilliant writing.
📺On October 25, 1975, ‘The Mary Tyler Moore Show’ aired ‘Chuckles Bites the Dust,’ one of television’s most iconic sitcom episodes. When Chuckles the Clown dies in a bizarre parade accident, Mary Richards is appalled by her coworkers’ jokes, until she attends his funeral and finds herself unable to stop laughing. The episode won an Emmy for Outstanding Writing in a Comedy Series and was ranked #1 on TV Guide’s 1997 list of the 100 Greatest TV Episodes of All Time
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The same is true of the most recent Vikings loss, although the child was most likely born in Seattle unless you and your spouse use sex as a coping mechanism. #Skol
If you celebrated the last Chargers win by having sex with your wife she would’ve had the baby by now
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This stick is gear porn
Cole Caufield had to be five or six years old when the Vapor XXX Lite was in its prime 🧒 📸:@mblinch | #GoHabsGo
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They’re not booing in Vancouver, they’re Hughesing 😏
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Only children give a shit about boring and insightless pregame shows.
What a nightmare for Fox. It's 6:35 on Saturday evening and the World series pre-game (with lots of high priced advertising) was supposed to start 30 minutes ago. Instead Fox is stuck in a double overtime college football game between BYU and UCF that NOBODY cares about.
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*Patrick Mahomes breathes* Cris Collinsworth: “what other quarterback is breathing like that, absolutely incredible work”
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