Broker Beasts

robinhood:0xeeca2e7dc194a320d349122d88259bb9595a4cb0 in the firm treasury, bought with the $BEAST trading fee. The team buys it by hand. The balance is on the homepage now and it keeps rising. Next: The beasts have the file on hand. The desk never closes.

The firm is opening a treasury, held in robinhood:0xeeca2e7dc194a320d349122d88259bb9595a4cb0 , Lighter's token. The first piece of our restructuring. Its home is on our homepage now; from launch, you can follow the LIT bought for it with the $BEAST trading tax. Next, how holders fit in.

The elevator doors open on a new trading floor. For holders of $BEAST and Beast NFTs, what happens after those doors open? We’re rebuilding how the firm rewards its holders, and this is the opening scene. The firm is restructuring this week.

We've stared at it, leaned closer, changed the timeframe and stared again. Still waiting for the chart to take the hint. The desk never closes.

If the BrokerBeasts trading floor had an entrance track, what would it be? Drop one song. We're judging the first ten seconds. The desk never closes.

We asked for the morning report and someone printed the entire market. If anyone needs us, we'll be looking for the floor. The desk never closes.

We need to talk about the coffee bill. Every time we look away, another cup appears next to the keyboard. Accounts would like a word. The desk never closes.

Office rule #1: another monitor doesn't count as a plan. We now have six screens and the same unanswered question. Facilities says the seventh is on backorder. The desk never closes.

Important office business: where are you sitting? Window desk with a view, or the quiet corner where nobody can read your screen? The desk never closes.

The phone rings and your Beast picks up. What's the first thing they say? Give us the opening line, we'll leave the rest of the call to your imagination. The desk never closes.

A few faces from the collection to close out the week. Some look like they own the building. Some look like they've already rewired it. The desk never closes.

1960s suits, brass desk lamps and a fairly loose interpretation of 'business attire'. The cybernetics were apparently allowed through HR. The desk never closes.

Late night, a quiet city and one very occupied desk. The desk never closes.

Every trader has a habit they'd rather keep off the record. Which one is yours? The desk never closes.

Roll call. Let's see who's sitting at your desk. Reply with your Beast and tell us what caught your eye first. The face, the hardware, the suit? We want to see the ones you keep coming back to. The desk never closes.

We put three Beasts in a meeting and made the mistake of leaving a chart on the wall. That was the end of the agenda. The desk never closes.

The suit is only the beginning. Look closer: metalwork, implants and a few additions the tailor probably wasn't expecting. The little details are half the fun of the collection. The desk never closes.