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"Why do men go through things alone?" Man opens up "I doubt that's why." Asked & answered in two replies
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the uk is hell wdym you're still able to marry your first cousin but it's illegal to sit on your partner's face 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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“Never thought the BBWs would sit on MY face” said the guy running the BBW facesitting party.
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When the BBW I’m dating is about to sit on my face reveals she’s undercover and the FBI kicks my door in
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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I’m automatically cheering for any team playing the Packers right now, sorry, idk about yall
Josh Jacobs just did a handcuffs celebration after being arrested for beating his girlfriend Omg 😬😬
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Yeah he’s not framing it correctly. 7.1% hit rate is blatantly misleading. It’s like saying in the past year 50 employees came into work earlier and only 9 won employee of the month. But that means 9/12 employee of the month winners, came in earlier - which is the important part
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I like that every six months a Republican gets arrested trying to prove voter fraud is easy because voter fraud is not, in fact, easy
A Minnesota prosecutor charges conservative influencers James O’Keefe and Cam Higby with felony counts of unlawful voting and identity theft after they misrepresented themselves at polling places using the names of registered voters. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
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Very definition of an impeachable offense
Trump admitted he blocked energy funding to punish blue states he lost in 2024, including $586 million for Illinois. Courts ruled it illegal. He's still blocking the money. Bipartisan permitting reform won't work if Trump ignores the law. He must reinstate the grants first.
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If Matthew Stafford or Patrick Mahomes threw a no-look ball like this for a TD - while literally tricking the defense into thinking he was gonna throw to a damn tackle - it would be played all over social media and ESPN for 2 weeks.
This is one of the better Goff plays I’ve seen in his tenure here. Watch as he climbs up in the pocket. He looks right at Penei and makes 59 bite for just long enough to get Jamo in the space he needed, throws a quick dart, touchdown Lions. Some no-look eye candy from JG👀🍬
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BryBeans retweeted
These are guys who blizz wants you filling out Google forms guild applications for in order to have gear for pushing keys.
Coiled altar crashout, so how's everyone else's tier going?
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how convenient for corporations rn that any condition out of the ordinary will raise prices and the removal of that condition never seems to mean they lower them
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It’s very telling that restricting the ability of eligible voters to vote is seen as a win for Republicans.
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Every election the left is presented with the world's easiest trolley problem, and every time they smirk and go "the trolley shouldn't exist" and then walk away.
Americans really believe that if they protest “respectfully”, vote hard, and switch up political parties every so often, the most powerful, warmongering, ruthless empire in existence will relinquish its power to them. This is why they are the most propagandized people on Earth.
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Ah yes, a real thing a trans support group in a deep red state would do: conspicuously label the envelope with a giant trans flag for any unsuspecting transphobe to see Ken Paxton and Greg Abbott think you are all a bunch of gullible idiots and you're proving them right!
I got the rage bait mail!
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whenever someone brings up using AI for creative work, I think about this what we create also creates us
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True fans know this is the strategy that good teams do in these situations which is why it’s highly suspicious the Jets did it.
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: NFL sports bettors are demanding that the FBI investigate the Jets after they kicked a field goal while trailing by 10 points with only 30 seconds left. The betting spread was -7.5 for the Patriots. An extremely suspicious ending...🧐
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In Texas you’ll spend $100 for a week of groceries and $50 to fill your tank while the GOP tries to tell you trans people and weed are the biggest threats in our state
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The White House claimed there were 16,000 non us citizens in Nevada that were on the voter rolls… after being forced to provide data to this they dropped their made up number to 185… Nevada investigated the 185 names and discovered that all of them were legal us citizens that were legally allowed to vote. Meaning the Trump White House was only off by 100%.
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all dps players are dogshit useless waste of semen hard carried by cass and hitscan meta and the moment it's not gigabroken they fall over and do nothing except feed and die
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