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Business professional & content creator for a limited audience. Failed musician. Not part of any team. I am just as unpleasent in person as I am on the internet

Everywhere all at once
Joined February 2011
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It's not my fault you're stupid, but here you are, making it my problem.
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I'm "Oh, that concert is on a weeknight? Fuck that shit." years old.
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So he's replacing the hardliner who acted completely behind the scenes with an even bigger hardliner who acted it all out in public. Cool.
Stephen Miller is the new Chief of Staff.
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Me: *tells my AI agent what to do with explicit detail* AI: Here. Me: Did you take into account exactly what they showed us during reverse demos as I instructed? AI: (the literal response word for word) Partly. The doc uses the reverse demos, but only lightly.
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1) What the fuck? 2) What the fuck? 3) What does only lightly mean? 4) What the fuck?
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Our AI agent is also ignoring hardcoded JSON in nodes and just formatting output as it sees fit. Yea, I definitely want to give AI direct access to my bank account.
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I work with AI daily, and in an AI adjacent field. I would not do this if you paid me to.
JUST IN: Anthropic launches Personal Finance in Claude, allowing users to connect their bank accounts & ask AI questions about their money.
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Since the Democrats won the House and Senate, and everyone very clearly voted against AI Datacenters, I have a proposal. Trump was going to allegedly give us $5000 checks if Republicans won. In that spirit, Dems should give everyone 64gb of RAM.
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BryanExMachina retweeted
Thomas Massie seeing all the GOP members walking in . .@RepThomasMassie
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Tomorrow will be 10 years without my father. At least once a week I think about him, and how he'd have fucking loved that the last words I ever said to him were "Your car sounds like shit." He'd probably love being alive more, but... here we are.
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3 different women showed up to his funeral claiming to be his girlfriend. My brother, sister, nor myself had never heard of ANY of these women. One told us she had to leave because being there was "too hard". I hope she crashed on her way home. I miss my father so much.
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All joking aside, imagine telling a man's grieving children that being at his funeral was too hard for you.
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BryanExMachina retweeted
Instead of correcting course, the GOP chose to shoot the messenger and double down on stupid. (This tweet is one year old tomorrow.)
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BryanExMachina retweeted
Republicans Deserve to Lose, but Democrats Do Not Deserve to Win
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The mirror is right there on the wall, Mr. President.
BREAKING: Donald Trump and his top White House aides are reportedly preparing to directly blame Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth for the Republican midterm defeat, along with military commanders who pushed for war with Iran, per CNN and CBS News. “Trump, always one to crowdsource an opinion, has asked allies about their thoughts on Hegseth’s performance of late,” sources told CNN. CBS News also reports that Trump believes the election results would have been entirely different without the Iran war. Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Dan Caine and CENTCOM commander Gen. Brad Cooper are also reportedly facing scrutiny as Trump looks for someone to blame for the Republican midterm defeat.
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BryanExMachina retweeted
Maybe the boomer Republicans who wanted Thomas Massie gone should sit the next one out
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BryanExMachina retweeted
I wonder how many of my colleagues would like a chance to go back and change their vote on my Iran War Powers Resolution in March?
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Turns out people don't like wars of choice and paying the most they ever have for stuff because of it. Who knew?
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BryanExMachina retweeted
When the GOP loses the house and possibly senate today they will say that they can’t get things done because of the democrats controlling those branches. Just remember they didn’t get anything done when they had the majority in both of them the last 2 years either.
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