Papa Scone

I am an animal, hungry for weed.

Imagination brightens the future doodles.google.com/d4g/vote/… G V V ve V V

Was excited to try @ChikFilACali new Mac and cheese but was quickly disappointed when I found none in the bag. 🥺

@greengoblin @jontsak Is offering you $10 to catch one of these bombs.

Shots at the knot

Snowblowing before 10 should be a crime.

When you take your first 700 level class. xitter.gq/The90sLife/status/9616…

@marshmellomusic youtu.be/NHbjnlTJqls is this actually written by you?

Witnessing Stay Forever from @Ookay will forever be my greatest memory of @Bonnaroo #blessed

@SethAmaliksen you look like a fucking green bean.

I chose to go to an out of state college where I didn't know anybody, just so I could blow it again.

I'm her favorite flavor of fruitsnack.

We shouldn't live where the worth of your time is measure by a dollar sign.

"Puns and blacking out in staircases. That's the life." -@jontsak

When you accidentally order Dominos while taking a shit.

I have spent my Thursday progressively learning all of @TheFrontBottoms songs. #college

It goes without saying that I will always back y'all up in a fight, even if we're going to lose. @Nicorraii @schuknocker @SethAmaliksen

Nothing screams, "my life is a mess" like a Wednesday morning shower beer.

Can being an adult be cheaper, I don't get paid much.